->''"Hey baby I hear the blues a-calling''\\
''Tossed salads and scrambled eggs -- mercy.''\\
''And maybe I seem a bit confused;''\\
''Well maybe; but I got you pegged -- ha-haa-haha!''\\
''But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs:''\\
''They're callin' again.''\\
''Good night Seattle, we love you!"''
--> -- '''Creator/KelseyGrammer''', singing one of the many variations of the show's closing theme.

-> ''"Oh, what fresh hell is this?"''
-->-- Frasier, realizing he's in for it. Again.