-> He who sees his own doom can better avoid its path. He who sees the doom of others can deliver it.
-->-- ''Farseer Eldrad Ulthran of Ulthwé'', '''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'''

->'''Psuedolus''': You are in need of a soothsayer!\\
'''Erronius''': How did you know?\\
'''Pseudolus''': [[DeadpanSnarker I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't.]]
-->-- ''Theatre/AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum''

->''[[TarotTroubles The cards, the cards, the cards will tell,]]''\\
''The past, the present and the future as well.''\\
''The cards, the cards, just take three,''\\
''Take a little trip into your future with me...''
-->-- '''Dr Facilier''', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', "[[VillainSong Friends on the Other Side]]"

->''"This is your life line. It's very short. Isn't that awkward?"''
-->-- '''Rochester''' (as Pagliaccio the fortune-telling clown; reading from his guest's palm), ''WebVideo/TheAutobiographyOfJaneEyre'', "A New Age of Aluminium"

->Ordinary fortune-tellers tell you what you want to happen; witches tell you what’s going to happen whether you want it to or not. Strangely enough, witches tend to be more accurate but less popular.
-->-- ''Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen''