Gabe: I heard something about... girls with red hair.
Tycho: Oh, Jesus.
Gabe: I heard that it stings. Down there.
Tycho: What, like a scorpion?
Gabe: No! Like a... Like a habanero.
Tycho: I don't even know what this conversation is about anymore.
Gabe: I heard that you shouldn't, like, touch it, and then touch your eye.
—Penny Arcade, "Red Hot"