I shouldn't have watched all that porn as a youngster. It's not that it scarred me. It's just that we had dial up, and now I'm stuck with a fetish for video compression.
I was raised by humans. What I want is pretty much the same that any human woman my age would want.
And that is a bit of a problem.
Peacemaker: Great. Giganta.
Paco: Buh... buh... they're...
Peacemaker: Don't stare. Your mind fixates, next thing you know you're browsing some really weird websites.
''"Depressed? Feeling down? Out of sorts? Just remember these three words: 'I'm Somebody's Fetish'."—-