Henri: Let's say you're fishing, and you wish, you had caught a giant fish, so you say your fish was large, like a ferry or a barge. They'll ask, 'Where is that fish you caught?'. You will say, "An astronaut came and took that fish to space. Left a Martian in its place."
Girls: One little lie leads to another. One little lie leads to another. One little lie leads to another. Once you start you cannot stop.
Henri: They'll say, "That Martian can't be seen." You will say, "A gypsy queen took the Martian with a swish, off to catch a larger fish."
Girls: One little lie leads to another. One little lie leads to another. One little lie leads to another. Once you start you cannot stop.
Henri: They'll say, "That Martian can't be seen." You will say, "A gypsy queen took the Martian with a swish, off to catch a larger fish."
— Madeline, "Madeline and the White Lie"
Daffy: What are you doing in an Albanian prison?
Bugs: What are you doing in the Marines?
Daffy: I needed somewhere to go after you kicked me out of the house!
Bugs: I didn't kick you out of the house!
Daffy: Then why did you tell Porky you were helping Lola move?!
Bugs: I just told him so I wouldn't have to go to the peach festival!
Daffy: [gasp] You lied?! Who told you to lie?!
Bugs: You did!
Daffy: You're not a liar! That's my area! KNOW YOUR ROLE!
Bugs: What are you doing in the Marines?
Daffy: I needed somewhere to go after you kicked me out of the house!
Bugs: I didn't kick you out of the house!
Daffy: Then why did you tell Porky you were helping Lola move?!
Bugs: I just told him so I wouldn't have to go to the peach festival!
Daffy: [gasp] You lied?! Who told you to lie?!
Bugs: You did!
Daffy: You're not a liar! That's my area! KNOW YOUR ROLE!
— The Looney Tunes Show, "Semper Lie"
