Quotes: Fauxtivational Poster
Wally, the status report you emailed me is blank. Wally:
That's because eagles can't type. PHB:
The motivational poster in the break room says I should be like an eagle. PHB:
The point of that poster is that your spirit should soar like an eagle while you continue to do mundane work. Wally:
Wouldn't I die if my spirit left my body to go soar? PHB:
You're confusing your spirit with your soul. While your spirit is soaring, your soul should remain trapped in your body, slowly decaying while you create your status report. Wally:
Would it change anything if I got a poster that says "You want it when?!!"
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
"Conformity: It's the one who's different that gets left out in the cold." This is a motivational poster?!