->''Simply put we need to go lewder. Miniskirts, swimsuits, low-angle-shots; you need to put in as many of those as you can without breaking the law.''
-->-- '''Tiramy''', ''LightNovel/AmagiBrilliantPark''

->''"They do make an admirable attempt to add plot, but like most people I only watch it for perverse reasons."''
-->-- '''Ood Sigma''' on [[Website/OutpostGallifrey The Doctor Who Forum]], discussing ''Series/SecretDiaryOfACallGirl''

->"I just realized for the first time that we're in the ladies' locker room, is in the background, there was a woman in a towel, what was the point of that?"
->"What do you ''mean,'' 'what was the point'?"
-->-- ''Film/Gremlins2TheNewBatch'' voice commentary.

->''And G must show herself in tights\\
For two convincing reasons--\\
[[ShesGotLegs Two very well-shaped reasons!]]''
-->--''[[Creator/GilbertAndSullivan The Grand Duke]]''

->''"So really, the entire purpose of this comic was to get Series/{{Xena|WarriorPrincess}} into skimpy dominatrix gear. Well, I've heard of worse reasons to make a comic!"''
-->--'''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->''"Dear Movie, thank you SO MUCH for this scene!"''
-->-- '''Tom Servo''' (on a shot of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two women sharing a bed]] in ''The Brain That Wouldn't Die''), ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''

->'''Strong Bad:''' ''[reacting to a loud roar from the Trogdor arcade machine]'' What the crap was that?\\
'''Strong Sad:''' It sounds like the fan's broken! You'll have to get it serviced.\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get [[{{Pun}} fan service]] around here?\\
''[as if on cue, the [[EnsembleDarkhorse Trogdor]] arcade machine comes to life]''
-->--'''Strong Bad''', ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople Episode 5'', [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade.]] (Note: this denotes fanservice in a general sense, rather than sexual content.)

->''"Seriously, this trailer ''only'' interrupts the action for one reason: [[MaleGaze slow pushes on neat butts]].\\
It probably goes without saying, but just in case, I should point out that these are not [[PlotPoint plot-forwarding]] butts. Creator/VinDiesel never says, "Hey, Ludacris, Other Guy, get outta that car and come over here; we need to drive fast cars or those butts are going to '''explode'''!" The Rock never pulls over to the side of the road saying, "Damn, they're getting away with all of the car money. I'd be able to catch them, but I'm out of gas, and my car runs on butts." They serve no story function. Just butts for butts' sake."''
-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com on ''Film/FastFive'' trailer, in the [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-cant-tell-if-movies-are-being-serious-anymore/ article]] about PoesLaw and trailers.

->''"It's like, 'Hey, we've got this horrible shitty game, but there's a girl taking her clothes off, so you have to keep playing!'"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Menace Beach''

->''"Men should be [[HeroicBuild buff]]! Women should be [[MostCommonSuperpower vavoom!]]"''
-->-- '''Hiromu Arakawa,''' creator of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist,'' on the copious amounts of {{Fanservice}} in her work.

->''"The number of Fox News upskirt screenshots on Google is ''mind-boggling''. It seems to be an entire industry. And most of them are far more revealing than the one I posted above. I'll bet those women would love to wear pants once in a while, just for comfort's sake. ''But they're not allowed to.'' I wonder why?"''
-->-- '''[[http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2014/09/laura-ingraham-lectures-people-about.html Heather Digby Parton]]'''

->''"Hmhm hmmm~♪ Hmmhmm [[LampshadeHanging Service]]~♪ [[NoFourthWall Naked fanservice sceeene]]~♪"''
-->-- '''Neptune''' ([[SingingInTheShower singing to herself]] while [[ShowerScene in the shower]]), ''VideoGame/{{Neptunia}}''

->''"Of course, I take a certain civic pride in the fact that there is probably more nudity in our own Winter Garden that there is in any other place in the world, nevertheless, there are times during an evening's entertainment when I pine for 11:15, so that I can go out in the street and see a lot of women with clothes on."''
-->-- '''Creator/DorothyParker''', review of ''Sinbad'' (1918)

-> ''I hate the word “fanservice” because it can mean either “hey, we heard you chattering about that lore thing we started to do once but failed to deliver on so here, we put some thought into this update and included that and we hope you like it” or “for no immediate reason, we gave this character big round badonkers”''
-->--'''[[http://technotranceremex.tumblr.com/post/166233183196/i-hate-the-word-fanservice-because-it-can-mean This Tumblr-post]]'''