History Quotes / FanDumb

-->-- [[https://www.deviantart.com/jongraywb/art/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-134-Page-18-AKA-The-Slap-373104267?comment=1%3A373104267%3A4903025630 A comment]] on the pencils for the infamous "The Slap" scene from ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics''

->''"''Waaaaaay'' back when [[Recap/GravityFallsS2E18Weirdmageddon I started Weirdmageddon]], I thought I was gonna get the recognition I deserved. All the pieces had been put into place by me, and only me. I thought you bags of unprocessed meat would be lining up to give me the credit! And you know what happened? All over Tumblr, [[BrokenBase people were blaming literally everybody but me!]] Sixer, Pine Tree, Shootin' Star, Blendin, ''Gideon'' - heck, I saw one guy trying to say it was ''Manly Dan. Manly Dan!'' That guy couldn't plan a fishing trip, never mind a total galactic apocalypse!"''

->''"Waaaaaay'' back when [[Recap/GravityFallsS2E18Weirdmageddon I started Weirdmageddon]], I thought I was gonna get the recognition I deserved. All the pieces had been put into place by me, and only me. I thought you bags of unprocessed meat would be lining up to give me the credit! And you know what happened? All over Tumblr, [[BrokenBase people were blaming literally everybody but me!]] Sixer, Pine Tree, Shootin' Star, Blendin, ''Gideon'' - heck, I saw one guy trying to say it was ''Manly Dan. Manly Dan!'' That guy couldn't plan a fishing trip, never mind a total galactic apocalypse!"''

->'''All the kids''': ''[[AvengersAssemble Calling on, Super Star Battle Team,]] [[{{Sentai}} Star Rangers!]]''\\
'''Little Kid 1''': Red Star!\\
'''Little Kid 2''': Blue Star!\\
'''Little Kid 3''': Yellow Star!\\
'''Little Kid 4''': Black Star!\\
'''Little Kid 5''': Ah... What was it?\\
'''Miki''': ...oh, yeah, it’s "Dark Star!"\\
'''Akihiko''' (Who is almost thirty years old, yelling furiously): ''Wrong! It’s '''''PINK''''' Star! [[StopHavingFunGuys If you don’t even know such basic information, you shouldn’t be role-playing star rangers!]]''
-->--'''Manga/RamenFighterMiki'''

->'''Patchy the Pirate''': ''[[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER SPONGEBOB BETRAYED US!]] Aah! I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fanclub in the first place. [[AngerMontage I'm gonna get rid of all my Spongebob stuff!]] All of it! All of it! (pulls out underwear) All of it! I'm gonna run away! That's what I'm gonna do! Run away! (uncontrolled sobbing).''
->'''Potty''': Sheesh, what a hothead.
->'''Announcer''': And now, the real LostEpisode!
->'''Potty''': Bawk! Patchy, come back! There's more!
->'''Patchy''': Really? (entire AngerMontage rewinds)
-->--'''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''', ''The Sponge Who Could Fly''

->'''Blue-haired Lawyer''': I'm here on behalf of ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' fans everywhere with a [[FrivolousLawsuit class-action lawsuit.]] The fans feel you have cheapened the ''Final Fantasy'' brand and have [[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER dragged it to an unsalvageable level]]. You are being sued for damages to the franchise. They said you are literally [[GodwinsLaw worse than Hitler.]]
->'''Lightning''': They sound like a bunch of entitled, whiny bitches to me.
->'''Blue-haired Lawyer''': Yes they are. But they are many and you are not. We'll see you in court yet again, Ms. Farron.
-->--''[[WebVideo/FinalFantasyInANutshell Final Fantasy XIII in a nutshell]]''. Ironically, Series/RABToons, the creator of the videos, has admitted to liking ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII'' and its sequels.

''(applause)''\\

'''Fan:''' ''(barges in)'' Bring back the National Dex!\\

-->--[[https://youtu.be/tY4rB7zQqYo "Pokémon Fan Stereotypes"]]

->''"Waaaaaay'' back when [[Recap/GravityFallsS2E18Weirdmageddon I started Weirdmageddon]], I thought I was gonna get the recognition I deserved. All the pieces had been put into place by me, and only me. I thought you bags of unprocessed meat would be lining up to give me the credit! And you know what happened? All over Tumblr, [[BrokenBase people were blaming literally everybody but me!]] Sixer, Pine Tree, Shootin' Star, Blendin, ''Gideon'' - heck, I saw one guy trying to say it was ''Manly Dan. Manly Dan!'' That guy couldn't plan a fishing trip, never mind a total galactic apocalypse!"
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Bill Cipher]]''', ''Fanfic/HalloweenUnspectacular: Watchmeh'', "Angry Fandom Shelter"

'''Izzy:''' ''(touched)'' Aww...\\
'''Adult fan:''' ''(shoving the child)'' Out of the way you little CUCK! When are you gonna put triple anal in your stupid game? I WANT it. That's what I WANT.\\
'''Izzy:''' ''(disappointed)'' Aw.

->'''{{LaVoy}}''': The fanbase is pulsing with entitlement. It's gonna take a tremendous amount of positive energy to snap them out of it.
->'''NC''': You know, I just can't believe things have gotten so bad with fanbases that there's no way back. I mean I know we're geeky, we obsess over a little things, and we probably get too invested, but we've gone from being bullied in our lives to being bullies ourselves!

->''"[[NoTrueScotsman You’re not a true metal fan]]! This is the allegation I have read in several metal forums over the years. It always boggled my mind when I saw someone say that to someone else. I mean, who gets to define what a true fan is? What constitutes being a fan of something at all, let alone being a “true” fan? What the hell does that even mean?"''
-->--''[[http://ametalstateofmind.com/2015/07/26/what-is-a-true-metal-fan/ What is a True Metal fan?]], by [=WarpRider=], for Website/AMetalStateOfMind''

->"my last wish for {{VideoGame/undertale}} is that when discussion of it fades it dies peacefully instead of morphing into a garbage cesspool"
-->--'''Creator/TobyFox'''

->''"Angry Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} fans are so distraught over a trailer that they've turned to systematically brigading against it on [=YouTube=], down-voting the trailer as if that will somehow make Columbia Pictures decide to cancel the film ... [[StreisandEffect instead giving them even]] ''[[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity more fucking publicity]]'' [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity in the process]].''

->''Because fans are emotional, dumb babies [[NostalgiaFilter who feel like there's sanctity around whatever cash grab they personally grew up with]]. And for that reason, they cannot be trusted to accurately say if the movie is going to suck ass or be a timeless classic like ''Film/IndependenceDay'' and its goddamn incredible sequel. ''[[Film/IndependenceDayResurgence Resurgence]]'' is — in the words of one esteemed critic -- 'like seeing a fun house on fire!'"''

->''"There's really two kinds of football fanatics out there; so there's the classy, respectful football fanatic, and then there's the moron. You wonder, "who is he actually going home to tonight?" Those are the kind of fanatics that give ''us'' a bad name."''
-->--'''Jonny Loquasto''', ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie''

-->--'''Matt Singer''', in his [[https://www.indiewire.com/2012/04/no-one-hates-star-wars-quite-like-a-star-wars-fan-130016/ article of the same name]]

->''Artist: Yeah, I drew a controversial moment in a story, but I honestly don't care at this point because the writers and editors came up with it [[OldShame and I honestly hated it too]].''\\

''Fans, somehow missing the last part: GO CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIE YOU ASSHOLE!!111!!! OBVIOUSLY YOU ONLY DREW THIS SCENE BECUZ [[DieForOurShip YOU HATE OUR SHIP]] SO THAT MEANS WE'RE AL:LOWED TO [[GodwinsLaw COMPARE YOU TO SOME OF HISTORY'S QWORST VILLAINS]], UWU!!1111!!!11''\\

''....yeah, that sounds about right.''
-->--[[https://www.deviantart.com/jongraywb/art/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-134-Page-18-AKA-The-Slap-373104267?comment=1%3A373104267%3A4903025630 A comment]] on the pencils for the infamous "The Slap" scene from ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics''