"He was always a good husband. He tried his best to educate the children not to be traitors. Since I married him in 1985, I never saw him do a bad thing...What I would like the world to know was that he was a good man, a patriot, a good father."
—Pol Pot's second wife, Mea Son
"Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as no one says any naughty words. That is what this war is all about!"
—Sheila Broflovski, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
—Vito Corleone, The Godfather
'That's who you remind me of: An evil Mr. Rogers!"
—Simon Phoenix to Dr. Raymond Cocteau, Demolition Man
Peter: [having become a mafioso] My value system will vary wildly between incredible immorality and intense social conservatism.
Meg: Dad, there's a shipment of heroin in our driveway.
Peter: Excellent.
Chris: I watched a PG-13 movie last night.
Peter: [slaps Chris] In your mother's house?
Meg: Dad, there's a shipment of heroin in our driveway.
Peter: Excellent.
Chris: I watched a PG-13 movie last night.
Peter: [slaps Chris] In your mother's house?
"It is a blasphemous thing of the Heterodynes! ... And the Heterodynes looked after their own!"
— Brother Ulm explaining why he thinks Agatha Heterodyne released the Beast, in Girl Genius (Vol. 14 p. 86
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