Quotes: Fake Interactivity

"I flip to this channel to find: no sound, no movement, just a cartoon Latino girl and her monkey staring at me hungrily/happily. It was one of those moments of truth, as if god was trying to tell me something. The moment seemed to go on forever, surreally self-reflective. I realized that I do need to enjoy the silence, to look at myself instead of watching all these movies. Reality was indeed outside the television. Then the monkey said: THAT'S RIGHT! The answer is Three! Now, can you see where Conchita's shoes are? So, with a sigh of relief, I learned nothing and spent the next hour or so watching [adult swim]. :)"
Jared von Hindman, Head Injury Theater