->''"It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye."''
-->-- '''Old American proverb'''

->''"Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind."''
-->-- '''Blind Mag''', ''Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera''

->''"Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only...''seen''...too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again."''
-->-- '''Barillo''', ''Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico'', to Agent Sands, right before having [[TortureTechnician Dr. Guevara]] [[EyeScream drill his eyes out]].

->''"[[MemeticMutation How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.]]" ''(Wham.)'' "'''TA-DAAAA!''' It's--It's...gone!"''
-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''Darla:''' All that power wasted on a mopey, whiny do-gooder. ''(frustrated sigh)'' God, I could eat his eyeballs.\\
'''Lindsay:''' Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that... But if you can't help yourself, be my guest.\\
'''Darla:''' You're fun for a human.
-->-- '''Series/{{Angel}}''' , "Dear Boy"

->''"[[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker My frustrate]]! Gosh, such wish to know sensation of plait [[BizarreAlienBiology all five eyes]] into single superocular followed by pluck like obscene daisy!"''
-->-- '''Slox Captain''', trading threats with the Groaci in ''[[Literature/{{Retief}} The Piecemakers]]''

->'''Ross''': Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)\\
'''Rachel''': (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?\\
'''All''': All right, fine.\\
'''Monica''': Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and ''I''? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)\\
'''Rachel''': (flinches again) Monica! Come on!\\
'''Ross''': Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say ''I''? (Pokes his eye)\\
'''Rachel''': (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!\\
'''Chandler''': How much did I love The King and ''I''? (guess it)
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One With Joey's Big Break"

->''"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"''
-->-- '''[[RunningGag Friggin' everybody]]''', ''Film/AChristmasStory''

->''"No! Its not okay! You can't just dig into me, shove pointy needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!"''
-->-- '''[[TheWoobie River Tam]]''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->''"Out! Out, vile jelly!"''
-->-- '''Cornwall''', ''Theatre/KingLear''

->'''Natira:''' Animal... you have lovely eyes. I ''love'' red eyes: very sensual; very unusual. Animal, what are you doing here?\\
'''Rorf:''' I told you--\\
'''Natira:''' Do not lie again! Who were you communicating to? And what is the plan to free the human?\\
'''Rorf:''' [[BadLiar What plan? I don't know of any plan!]]\\
'''Natira:''' Animal, I love your eyes. Your ''lying eyes...''\\
([[ScreamDiscretionShot Cut to Crichton's expression as Rorf's screams echo across the room.]])
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}},'' "Liars, Guns and Money- Part 3"

->''"You know, you have your mother's eyes. [[HavingAHeart And so will I]]... On a necklace, I think."''
-->-- '''Doviculus,''' ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->''"And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth."''
-->-- '''Reverend Lovejoy''', "Bart's Girlfriend" ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket!"''
-->-- '''Brute Alpha-Chieftain Tartarus''', ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}}'', trying to get 343 Guilty Spark to shut up

->''"My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"''
-->-- '''Lenford "Lenny" Leonard''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my-- ARGH!"''
-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', learning the hard way that you're supposed to ''close'' your eye before poking it when reciting the Pinkie Pie Swear

->''Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.''
-->-- '''Nicole''', ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''

->''"WHY?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMMED EYE!?"''
-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', lamenting the fact that he's ''always'' getting zapped in the eye.

->''"It's dark! Somebody turn on the lights! I can't see shit!"''
-->-- '''Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'', after getting his eyes slit by a beam katana.

->''"My eyes, my eyes! Now what am I gonna do for eyes?"''
-->-- '''Oedipus''', ''Oedipus Tex'' by Music/PDQBach

->''"In this world there are two kinds of people. People like me, with knives; and people like you, with eyeballs."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld'' [[http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=648 #648]]

->'''Strangler:''' Get your feet out of my eye sockets!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I'm trying, ''but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!''
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', "[=SpongeBob=] Meets the Strangler"

->''When [[Theatre/OedipusTheKing he]] found what [[ParentalIncest he had done]]''\\
''He plucked his eyes out one-by-one''\\
''A tragic end to a loyal son who... [[OedipusComplex loved his mother]].''
-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "Oedipus Rex"

->''"What's it like having the fluids inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little."''
-->-- '''Roy Mustang''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->''All we wanna do is [[BrainFood eat your brains]].''\\
''We're not unreasonable, I mean,''\\
''[[EvenEvilHasStandards No one's gonna eat your eyes]].''
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "Re: Your Brains"

->''"Step 4: Shower, and always be sure to keep the soap out of your AAAAAAAA--"''
-->-- '''Emmet''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''

->''"He couldn't help screaming, especially when he smelled his own eye burning."''
-->-- ''Literature/NeverDreamOfDying''

->''"I'll tear your eyes out, 'cause I can't stand the tears you shed."''
-->-- '''Terrorwheel''', "Under Your Skin"

->''"AAAH! My eye! Do you have any idea how long it takes to regenerate that?!"''
-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->''"A man lives inside his head. That's where the seed of his soul is. James and I were both present recently when a man was deprived of his eyes and the most astonishing thing happened, didn't you notice? He wasn't there anymore. He had gone even though he was still alive, so this brief moment between life and death, there was nobody inside his skull. Most odd."''
-->-- '''Franz Oberhauser/[[spoiler: Ernst Stavro Blofeld]]''', ''Film/{{Spectre}}''
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