"I think we can all agree that all wine tastes the same. So if you spend more than $5.00 on wine, you must be very stupid."
— April, Parks and Recreation
"Expensive wine isn't really delicious like hot chocolate or coke."
— Jez, Peep Show
"You know, some people, they're so sophisticated. 'Oh man, this dry wine tastes so good!' No it doesn't! Dry wine tastes like shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?"
