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[[AcceptableReligiousTargets They're Satan!]]\\

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[[AcceptableReligiousTargets They're Satan!]]\\Satan!\\
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-->-- [[http://kyrtuck.deviantart.com/art/Chick-Tracts-Honest-Trailer-581050077 Honest Webcomic Trailers]]: ''ComicBook/ChickTracts''

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-->-- [[http://kyrtuck.deviantart.com/art/Chick-Tracts-Honest-Trailer-581050077 Honest Webcomic Trailers]]: ''ComicBook/ChickTracts''''ComicBook/ChickTracts''

->''"By the 1980s, anti-occult organizations were in full swing, leading a grandiose and heavily televised crusade against the threat of the occult--which they claimed was out to corrupt the nation's youth. Why, even your childrens' favorite ''toys'' could secretly be luring them into the open arms of ''Satan'', like some nefarious pied piper!"''
-->-- '''Ezra''', ''WebComic/MyDeliriumAlcazar''
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->Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
[[EasyEvangelism But you will be saved if you love]] UsefulNotes/JesusChrist!\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
Just makes me wanna scream!\\\
Everything is libel once we read Literature/TheBible!\\
Side by side, you and I\\
gonna piss off papists!\\
[[EasilyForgiven Let's forgive some rapists!]]\\
Satan's tools, there all here,\\
they're corrupt,\\
but our Lord can beat them up\\\
3, 2, 1!\\
[[SoulSavingCrusader Come hear this good news everyone must know!]]\\
{{God}} loves you, but everything's {{Satan}}!\\
[[{{Anvilicious}} It's our job to tell dumb people about Christ!]]\\
[[AcceptableProfessionalTargets Public education]] [[AncientConspiracy fills up our kids with lies!]]\\
World's got more Satan, and we hate'n Satan!\\
You'll get beat up by [[DepravedHomosexual drunks and homos,]]\\
[[JesusWasWayCool but Jesus loves you,]] [[HeteronormativeCrusader screw those homos!]]\\
Vatican is pagan, everything is Satan!\\
ChristianRock, [[TheNewRockAndRoll it's too sinful!]]\\
[[EveryoneIsSatanInHell It's Satan scheming, and Satan is willful!]]\\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
But you will be saved if you love UsefulNotes/JesusChrist!\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
Just makes me wanna scream!\\\
{{Rock}} bands, TV screens,\\

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->Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
[[EasyEvangelism But you will be saved if you love]] UsefulNotes/JesusChrist!\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
Just makes me wanna scream!\\\
Everything is libel once we read Literature/TheBible!\\
Side by side, you and I\\
gonna piss off papists!\\
[[EasilyForgiven Let's forgive some rapists!]]\\
Satan's tools, there all here,\\
they're corrupt,\\
but our Lord can beat them up\\\
3, 2, 1!\\
[[SoulSavingCrusader Come hear this good news everyone must know!]]\\
{{God}} loves you, but everything's {{Satan}}!\\
[[{{Anvilicious}} It's our job to tell dumb people about Christ!]]\\
[[AcceptableProfessionalTargets Public education]] [[AncientConspiracy fills up our kids with lies!]]\\
World's got more Satan, and we hate'n Satan!\\
You'll get beat up by [[DepravedHomosexual drunks and homos,]]\\
[[JesusWasWayCool but Jesus loves you,]] [[HeteronormativeCrusader screw those homos!]]\\
Vatican is pagan, everything is Satan!\\
ChristianRock, [[TheNewRockAndRoll it's too sinful!]]\\
[[EveryoneIsSatanInHell It's Satan scheming, and Satan is willful!]]\\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
But you will be saved if you love UsefulNotes/JesusChrist!\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
Just makes me wanna scream!\\\
{{Rock}}
->{{Rock}} bands, TV screens,\\
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-->Everything is Sataaaaan!\\

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-->Everything ->Everything is Sataaaaan!\\


[[SubcultureOfTheWeek An RPG game,]] [[AllHallowsEve Halloween]]!\\

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[[SubcultureOfTheWeek An RPG game,]] [[AllHallowsEve [[UsefulNotes/AllHallowsEve Halloween]]!\\
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Mosques, drunks, UsefulNotes/{{Hindu|ism}}s,\\

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Mosques, [[UsefulNotes/{{Islam}} Mosques]], drunks, UsefulNotes/{{Hindu|ism}}s,\\
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Everything is libel once we read TheBible!\\

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Everything is libel once we read TheBible!\\Literature/TheBible!\\
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But you will be saved if you love JesusChrist!\\

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But you will be saved if you love JesusChrist!\\UsefulNotes/JesusChrist!\\
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Homos, {{porn}}, masons,\\

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Homos, {{porn}}, UsefulNotes/{{porn|ography}}, masons,\\
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[[SubcultureOfTheWeek An RPG game,]] {{Halloween}}!\\

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[[SubcultureOfTheWeek An RPG game,]] {{Halloween}}!\\[[AllHallowsEve Halloween]]!\\
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-->Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
[[EasyEvangelism But you will be saved if you love]] UsefulNotes/JesusChrist!\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
Just makes me wanna scream!\\\
Everything is libel once we read TheBible!\\
Side by side, you and I\\
gonna piss off papists!\\
[[EasilyForgiven Let's forgive some rapists!]]\\
Satan's tools, there all here,\\
they're corrupt,\\
but our Lord can beat them up\\\
3, 2, 1!\\
[[SoulSavingCrusader Come hear this good news everyone must know!]]\\
{{God}} loves you, but everything's {{Satan}}!\\
[[{{Anvilicious}} It's our job to tell dumb people about Christ!]]\\
[[AcceptableProfessionalTargets Public education]] [[AncientConspiracy fills up our kids with lies!]]\\
World's got more Satan, and we hate'n Satan!\\
You'll get beat up by [[DepravedHomosexual drunks and homos,]]\\
[[JesusWasWayCool but Jesus loves you,]] [[HeteronormativeCrusader screw those homos!]]\\
Vatican is pagan, everything is Satan!\\
ChristianRock, [[TheNewRockAndRoll it's too sinful!]]\\
[[EveryoneIsSatanInHell It's Satan scheming, and Satan is willful!]]\\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
But you will be saved if you love JesusChrist!\\
Everything is Sataaaaan!\\
Just makes me wanna scream!\\\
{{Rock}} bands, TV screens,\\
[[NewMediaAreEvil We just named two evil things!]]\\
[[SubcultureOfTheWeek An RPG game,]] {{Halloween}}!\\
[[EasyRoadToHell You know what's Satan? Everything!]]\\
Homos, {{porn}}, masons,\\
They're Satan!\\
Mosques, drunks, UsefulNotes/{{Hindu|ism}}s,\\
[[AcceptableReligiousTargets They're Satan!]]\\
UsefulNotes/{{Evolution}}, [[ScienceIsWrong yeah that's Satan!]]\\
Tolerance to other faiths, that is Satan!
-->-- [[http://kyrtuck.deviantart.com/art/Chick-Tracts-Honest-Trailer-581050077 Honest Webcomic Trailers]]: ''ComicBook/ChickTracts''

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