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Fujiwara: There's no way you could refuse an invitation from Tsubame-senpai...
Ishigami: [nervous] What do you mean? No way I could refuse...?
Fujiwara: Everyone here knows that you like her.
Ishigami: Are you serious?!!
Iino: Yes.
Shirogane: Well... yeah
Kaguya: [sleeping] Mhmmm
Ishigami: [nervous] What do you mean? No way I could refuse...?
Fujiwara: Everyone here knows that you like her.
Ishigami: Are you serious?!!
Iino: Yes.
Shirogane: Well... yeah
Kaguya: [sleeping] Mhmmm
Koro-sensei: You're right. It's high time I told you children the truth. In reality, your teacher... is a biologically engineered lifeform!
[Beat]
Hinata Okano: Um, yeah, duh.
Koro-sensei: That's all I get?! Pardon me if I expected a bit more of a reaction!
Taiga Okajima: Sir, we kinda noticed that you're an octopus that flies through the air at Mach 20.
Sumire Hara: But you said you're not from another planet, so that rules out alien.
Meg Kataoka: And how else can you and Itona be brothers when you had different parents unless you were biologically engineered.
[Beat]
Hinata Okano: Um, yeah, duh.
Koro-sensei: That's all I get?! Pardon me if I expected a bit more of a reaction!
Taiga Okajima: Sir, we kinda noticed that you're an octopus that flies through the air at Mach 20.
Sumire Hara: But you said you're not from another planet, so that rules out alien.
Meg Kataoka: And how else can you and Itona be brothers when you had different parents unless you were biologically engineered.
Fan Works
Naminé: Van… Is there something else? You look like something’s wrong.
Vanitas: …Kind of.
Xion: What’s wrong?
Vanitas: …me.
Sora: Huh? Van, whatever the issue is, I doubt it’s something wrong with you.
Vanitas: [glances at Terra and Ventus, screws his eyes shut, presses his palms to his face and takes a deep breath] I think I have a crush on Aqua.
[Beat]
Roxas: No shit.
Riku: And in other news, water is wet.
Isa: This is… news to you?
Xion: Did you not know?
Terra: Wait, was that not clear? I thought that was something we all knew but didn’t talk about, like Aqua’s ice cream habit, or Riku not being able to tell Ven and Roxas apart, or Kairi being bisexual.
Kairi: Wait, like me being what?
Vanitas: …Kind of.
Xion: What’s wrong?
Vanitas: …me.
Sora: Huh? Van, whatever the issue is, I doubt it’s something wrong with you.
Vanitas: [glances at Terra and Ventus, screws his eyes shut, presses his palms to his face and takes a deep breath] I think I have a crush on Aqua.
[Beat]
Roxas: No shit.
Riku: And in other news, water is wet.
Isa: This is… news to you?
Xion: Did you not know?
Terra: Wait, was that not clear? I thought that was something we all knew but didn’t talk about, like Aqua’s ice cream habit, or Riku not being able to tell Ven and Roxas apart, or Kairi being bisexual.
Kairi: Wait, like me being what?
Penny: Hi everyone. What are you up to?
Tails: Uh...we're looking for our friends, Blake and Knuckles.
Penny: Oh, that red man with the fists and the Faunus girl.
Ruby: Wait...how did you know that?
Penny: Those cat ears.
Yang: What cat ears? She wears a...bow...
Sonic: Wait...wait, hold on a second...are you only just figuring that out now?
Ruby: What do you mean?
Sonic: [exchanges glances with Tails and Amy] Dude, we figured out she was a Faunus since day one.
Weiss: What? Why didn't you say anything?
Sonic: I thought it was obvious. Most of her meals have fish, I even saw her eat tuna out of a can once. It's not my fault you're so slow.
Tails: I even heard her purr once. It was actually kinda cute.
Tails: Uh...we're looking for our friends, Blake and Knuckles.
Penny: Oh, that red man with the fists and the Faunus girl.
Ruby: Wait...how did you know that?
Penny: Those cat ears.
Yang: What cat ears? She wears a...bow...
Sonic: Wait...wait, hold on a second...are you only just figuring that out now?
Ruby: What do you mean?
Sonic: [exchanges glances with Tails and Amy] Dude, we figured out she was a Faunus since day one.
Weiss: What? Why didn't you say anything?
Sonic: I thought it was obvious. Most of her meals have fish, I even saw her eat tuna out of a can once. It's not my fault you're so slow.
Tails: I even heard her purr once. It was actually kinda cute.
Literature
Loreli drew herself up. She had hoped to avoid this; friendly though she may have become with the Navigators over the last few weeks, their Guilds were still supporting a false Emperor. Once they knew who she was, they wouldn't be wrong to see her as an enemy. "It is my presence that is required," she announced. "A Great Elder is at large, and I must destroy him once more. For I am Loreli, Regent of the West and first of the Luminian Order."
Captain Marstrom gave an awkward cough. "...yes, madam, we know."
She turned a confused look from him to his crew, none of whom met her eyes.
"We weren't certain at first. Your appearance is famous, but it's copied so often as to be commonplace. But with the way you behaved, and the sword... I think we all agreed the first night after dinner."
There was a murmur of agreement among the rest of the crew.
Her face was growing hot, and she tried hard not to show any reaction.
Even Terrens spoke up. "We all just saw you shoot a beam of light through the water. That was brighter than any Pilgrim I've ever seen."
A few other crewmen nodded.
Loreli's shoulders slumped, and she felt a little energy drain from her. She had been so certain that they wouldn't guess...
Captain Marstrom gave an awkward cough. "...yes, madam, we know."
She turned a confused look from him to his crew, none of whom met her eyes.
"We weren't certain at first. Your appearance is famous, but it's copied so often as to be commonplace. But with the way you behaved, and the sword... I think we all agreed the first night after dinner."
There was a murmur of agreement among the rest of the crew.
Her face was growing hot, and she tried hard not to show any reaction.
Even Terrens spoke up. "We all just saw you shoot a beam of light through the water. That was brighter than any Pilgrim I've ever seen."
A few other crewmen nodded.
Loreli's shoulders slumped, and she felt a little energy drain from her. She had been so certain that they wouldn't guess...
— The Elder Empire: Of Killers and Kings
Live Action TV
Kamala: I am the light girl.
Aamir: You're what?
Kamala: Night Light.
Aamir: Oh my God! I had no idea!
Kamala:[to Muneeba] You told them already?
Muneeba: I only told Abbu, really.
Jusef: What are you implying?
Aamir: In classic Khan gossip train, you tell Ammi, she tells Abbu, and we overhear because he always has his phone on speaker.
Aamir: You're what?
Kamala: Night Light.
Aamir: Oh my God! I had no idea!
Kamala:[to Muneeba] You told them already?
Muneeba: I only told Abbu, really.
Jusef: What are you implying?
Aamir: In classic Khan gossip train, you tell Ammi, she tells Abbu, and we overhear because he always has his phone on speaker.
Podcasts
Merle: You'll probably see (Pan) before I do, you are jumping off the side of a base!
Taako: No, it's fine! I've got magic powers! [leaps off and casts Levitate on himself]
Magnus: [to Merle) ...was that supposed to b] a big reveal? Like, we... We know that!
Merle: I think he was slamming me.
Magnus: Oh, okay. I thought he was just telling us he's a wizard for the first time.
Taako: [from a distance] It works both ways!
Taako: No, it's fine! I've got magic powers! [leaps off and casts Levitate on himself]
Magnus: [to Merle) ...was that supposed to b] a big reveal? Like, we... We know that!
Merle: I think he was slamming me.
Magnus: Oh, okay. I thought he was just telling us he's a wizard for the first time.
Taako: [from a distance] It works both ways!
Webcomics
Bitty: okay. Okay! [ahem] ...So! Me and Jack are dating!
[Beat Panel]
Shitty: [pulling out a notepad] All right, so it looks like everyone owes Lards since it's before winter break.
[Beat Panel]
Shitty: [pulling out a notepad] All right, so it looks like everyone owes Lards since it's before winter break.
Web Animation
Polnareff: Hey guys, Avdol's alive!
Joseph: Yeah, duh. Hey, look, a method of transport we haven't been attacked in yet!
Polnareff: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH, DUH"?!
Joseph: Yeah, duh. Hey, look, a method of transport we haven't been attacked in yet!
Polnareff: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH, DUH"?!
Western Animation
Minh: Peggy Hill, what's so important I have to jump off treadmill?
Peggy: Oh, I'm so sorry, Minh, but I had to talk to someone. It's about Nancy. [sighs nervously] She's having an affair.
Minh: [gasp] Oh my god. She's cheating on John Redcorn?
Peggy: You know about them?
Minh: Oh, not at first. It took me about an hour. But I'm naïve and trusting person. Peggy Hill, you not know?
Peggy: Well, I-I-I knew...
Minh: Peggy Hill not know? That is so funny! Okay, who I tell, who I tell... Oh, I e-mail Khan!
Peggy: Oh, I'm so sorry, Minh, but I had to talk to someone. It's about Nancy. [sighs nervously] She's having an affair.
Minh: [gasp] Oh my god. She's cheating on John Redcorn?
Peggy: You know about them?
Minh: Oh, not at first. It took me about an hour. But I'm naïve and trusting person. Peggy Hill, you not know?
Peggy: Well, I-I-I knew...
Minh: Peggy Hill not know? That is so funny! Okay, who I tell, who I tell... Oh, I e-mail Khan!
— King of the Hill, "Peggy's Headache"
Fortune Teller: Your destiny — this is incredible — you will be involved, in a great battle, a conflict between the forces of good and evil, a battle which outcome will determine the fate of the whole world!
Aang: Yeah, yeah, I knew that already.
Aang: Yeah, yeah, I knew that already.
Clark: This whole situation today has made me realize that I, I... I held things back from you and... I-I shouldn't have. Jimmy, you deserve to know. I... am... Su—
Jimmy: Clark, I know you're Superman. This is not a big reveal.
Clark: [Beat] Wait, what?! You know? Since when?
Jimmy: We've been roommates since freshman year. The day I met you, you ripped a handle off of the door, then tried to play it like the screws had just come loose.
Clark: ...I mean, it could have been the screws.
Jimmy: The handle was ripped in half!
Jimmy: Clark, I know you're Superman. This is not a big reveal.
Clark: [Beat] Wait, what?! You know? Since when?
Jimmy: We've been roommates since freshman year. The day I met you, you ripped a handle off of the door, then tried to play it like the screws had just come loose.
Clark: ...I mean, it could have been the screws.
Jimmy: The handle was ripped in half!
—My Adventures with Superman, "My Adventures with Mad Science"
Bluebird: An Era ago, there were two Gems, celebrated for taking down Homeworld's greatest traitor, but then they were cast out, forgotten, when the traitor duped all of Homeworld into loving him instead! Now, they've come to Earth for their revenge, and forever shall he rue the names-!
(Bluebird unfuses into...)
Aquamarine: Aquamarine!
Eyeball: ...And Ruby!
Aquamarine: (To Steven) Well? It's us!
Eyeball: It's always been us and you never knew!
Steven: (Deadpan) I always knew. Everyone knew.
Aquamarine: What?!
Eyeball: If you knew, then why were your Gems being so nice to us, huh?!
Steven: That's 'cause they're nice! They're nice people!
(Bluebird unfuses into...)
Aquamarine: Aquamarine!
Eyeball: ...And Ruby!
Aquamarine: (To Steven) Well? It's us!
Eyeball: It's always been us and you never knew!
Steven: (Deadpan) I always knew. Everyone knew.
Aquamarine: What?!
Eyeball: If you knew, then why were your Gems being so nice to us, huh?!
Steven: That's 'cause they're nice! They're nice people!
