Edd: (completely sunburned and on the ground) Assistance, please. Assistance.
Eddy: What's with you?
Edd: Mother nature is so unforgiving.
Ed: Come on, Double D. (grabs Edd)
Edd: Yowch, don't touch me! (touches himself) Ow! My face! Every nerve in the primary layers of skin are screaming, "DOUBLE D, YOU NINCOMPOOP, YOU FORGOT THE SUNSCREEN!" (beat) Yeowch!
Bob: That burn looks pretty painful, Lin.
Linda: Oh, it is. It's awful. But once this settles into a tan, I'm gonna look like a leather couch. But a young one. A hot, young, leather couch.
Linda: Oh, it is. It's awful. But once this settles into a tan, I'm gonna look like a leather couch. But a young one. A hot, young, leather couch.
— Bob's Burgers, "The Ring (But not Scary)"
