Quotes / Eiffel Tower Effect

"The gay cafés,
The Eiffel Tower,
The mayonnaise,
The Eiffel Tower,
La Marseillaise,
The Eiffel Tower,
The awe inspiring but so tiring Eiffel Tower!"
— "That's What Makes Paris, Paree" from April In Paris

"And, according to that ultra-necessary caption, we're in Jerusalem. Yes, [because] whenever I hear the generic Middle Eastern music and I see the massive gigantic golden tit that is the Dome of the Rock, I think to myself "Hmm, perhaps we're in Strasbourg.""
Diamanda Hagan, discussing a specific instance in Left Behind.

"After appearing in The Room, the Golden Gate Bridge jumped off itself!"