-> ''"Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"''
-->-- '''The Demoman''', after having dominated a soldier, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''"The most potent weapon of war!"'' (drinks)
-->--'''Union Captain''', ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

->''"Like most Creator/JackieChan films, ''Drunken Master II'' is a schizophrenic mix of childish overacting and manly violence coming together to make a perfect movie. He sets out to protect Chinese artifacts from falling into the hands of foreign museums by using a style of kung fu that only works if you get the right amount of drunk. To be specific, that right amount of drunk is:'' '''''fucking.'''''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}'''

->'''Empowered:''' ''Um, 'Jette? Are you sure it's a great idea to combine drinking and ninja-ing?''\\
'''Ninjette:''' ''Nahh, it's no prob. I'm a professional, don'cha know.''\\
'''Empowered:''' ''Professional ninja or professional drinker?''\\
'''Ninjette:''' ''Both, of course.''
-->--''Comicbook/{{Empowered}}''

->''Mon cerveau n'est jamais bien sain,''
->''Si beaucoup de vin ne l'abreuve.''
-->''[My brain is never in good health''
-->''unless it's irrigated with plenty of wine.]''
-->-- '''Pierre de Ronsard''', ''To his page''

-> ''"Like [[TheMinionMaster Minions]], [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarves]] never fight more fiercely than when they've had a drink!"''
-->--'''[[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Gnarl]]''', ''{{Overlord}}''

-> ''I've never killed somebody sober before!''
-->-- '''Hou''', ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire''

->''I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am '''very''' prepared!''
-->--'''VodkaDrunkenski (Soda Popinski)''', ''PunchOut''

->''"Everything mankind does is much, much easier if you're ever so slightly drunk."''
-->--'''The leader of the [[AncientConspiracy Inebriati]] (or [[InsistentTerminology Knights Tipplar]])''', ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

->''"[Bon Scott] had lined up a couple of bottles of bourbon, some dope, somebody had given him some speed. I said to Malcolm "If this guy can walk, let alone sing, it's gonna be something!"''
-->-- '''Angus Young''' of Music/{{ACDC}}, describing Bon Scott's audition, ''Long Way to the Top: Stories of Australian Rock & Roll''

->''"If I had been that drunk I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits."''
-->-- '''Yinsen''', ''Film/IronMan'', on Tony Stark
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