The driver looks at you and says, "Hey! What's that you got in your coat there? Is that wine?"
Before you can move, the cabbie grabs your precious box of wine and guzzles it all down! Ohmigawd, Larry, hang on!!
Brace yourself, Larry. He's swerving all over the road!
It seems a bridge abutment has brought your evening in Lost Wages to a sudden, final, and complete halt!
No air bag, eh?
Remember, Larry: "Friends don't let cabbies drive drunk!"
— Narrator, Leisure Suit Larry 1: In the Land of the Lounge Lizards should Larry ever enter a cab carrying alcohol.
I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive?
I knew a kid who navigated it slippery
And fuel-injected a speedball on his way to Atlantic City
Out the race before even making his mark
And now he'll never pick his shit up out of long-term parking
And fuel-injected a speedball on his way to Atlantic City
Out the race before even making his mark
And now he'll never pick his shit up out of long-term parking
— El-P, "Drive"
[Mrs. Landingham] bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?
—President Bartlet, during a Rage Against the Heavens rant. The West Wing, "Two Cathedrals"
