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Quotes: Drunken Master
"Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"
The Demoman, after having dominated a soldier, Team Fortress 2

Like most Jackie Chan films, Drunken Master II is a schizophrenic mix of childish overacting and manly violence coming together to make a perfect movie. He sets out to protect Chinese artifacts from falling into the hands of foreign museums by using a style of kung fu that only works if you get the right amount of drunk. To be specific, that right amount of drunk is: fucking.

Empowered: Um, 'Jette? Are you sure it's a great idea to combine drinking and ninja-ing?
Ninjette: Nahh, it's no prob. I'm a professional, don'cha know.
Empowered: Professional ninja or professional drinker?
Ninjette: Both, of course.

Mon cerveau n'est jamais bien sain,
Si beaucoup de vin ne l'abreuve.
[My brain is never in good health
unless it's irrigated with plenty of wine.]
Pierre de Ronsard, To his page

"Like Minions, dwarves never fight more fiercely than when they've had a drink!"

I've never killed somebody sober before!
Hou, Jade Empire

I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!
Vodka Drunkenski (Soda Popinski), Punch-Out!!

"Everything mankind does is much, much easier if you're ever so slightly drunk."


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