Quotes / Drunken Master

"Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"
The Demoman, after having dominated a soldier, Team Fortress 2

"Imagine if I hadn't been drunk."
The Demoman again, generic combat quip, Team Fortress 2

"The most potent weapon of war!" (drinks)

"Like most Jackie Chan films, Drunken Master II is a schizophrenic mix of childish overacting and manly violence coming together to make a perfect movie. He sets out to protect Chinese artifacts from falling into the hands of foreign museums by using a style of kung fu that only works if you get the right amount of drunk. To be specific, that right amount of drunk is: fucking.

Empowered: Um, 'Jette? Are you sure it's a great idea to combine drinking and ninja-ing?
Ninjette: Nahh, it's no prob. I'm a professional, don'cha know.
Empowered: Professional ninja or professional drinker?
Ninjette: Both, of course.

Mon cerveau n'est jamais bien sain,
->Si beaucoup de vin ne l'abreuve.
->[My brain is never in good health
->unless it's irrigated with plenty of wine.]
Pierre de Ronsard, To his page

"Like Minions, dwarves never fight more fiercely than when they've had a drink!"

I've never killed somebody sober before!
Hou, Jade Empire

I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!
Vodka Drunkenski (Soda Popinski), Punch-Out!!

"Everything mankind does is much, much easier if you're ever so slightly drunk."

"[Bon Scott] had lined up a couple of bottles of bourbon, some dope, somebody had given him some speed. I said to Malcolm "If this guy can walk, let alone sing, it's gonna be something!"
Angus Young of AC/DC, describing Bon Scott's audition, Long Way to the Top: Stories of Australian Rock & Roll

"If I had been that drunk I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits."
Yinsen, Iron Man, on Tony Stark

Like a true Dionysian, you unfocus Time while in a drunken state. Hours can pass by in seconds, or you can compress time and move through it easily - aside from the staggering and double vision, that is.
The Philosopher, Bruce, Mage: The Ascension - Tradition Book: Cult of Ecstacy (Revised)

"I'm an even better shot when I'm drunk!"
Mordecai, Borderlands 2