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Like most Jackie Chan films, Drunken Master II is a schizophrenic mix of childish overacting and manly violence coming together to make a perfect movie. He sets out to protect Chinese artifacts from falling into the hands of foreign museums by using a style of kung fu that only works if you get the right amount of drunk. To be specific, that right amount of drunk is: fucking.

—Seanbaby

Empowered: Um, 'Jette? Are you sure it's a great idea to combine drinking and ninja-ing?
Ninjette: Nahh, it's no prob. I'm a professional, don'cha know.
Empowered: Professional ninja or professional drinker?
Ninjette: Both, of course.

—Empowered

Mon cerveau n'est jamais bien sain,

Si beaucoup de vin ne l'abreuve.

[My brain is never in good health

unless it's irrigated with plenty of wine.]

— Pierre de Ronsard, To his page

"Like Minions, dwarves never fight more fiercely than when they've had a drink!"

—Gnarl, Overlord

I've never killed somebody sober before!

— Hou, Jade Empire

I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!

—Vodka Drunkenski (Soda Popinski), Punch-Out!!