Quotes / Driving Stick

"Oh great, its a stick."

— Danny, Danny Phantom, "Bitter Reunions"

"Obviously, Gerald does not have an intimate relationship with a standard transmission."

— Ari Haswari, NCIS, "Kill Ari"

"Granny shiftin', not double clutchin' like ya should!"

— Part of Dominic Toretto's infamously incorrect lecture, The Fast and the Furious

Anthony: It stinks in here!

Ian: That's my clutch, you [BLEEP]hole!

Smosh, "Anthony Ruins My Car"

Bethany: What gear are you on?

Jay: [As he and Silent Bob panic] Gear?!

Dogma

Ralph: That would be the "go" pedal... That, I believe, is the stopper, and this... What's this? That doesn't do anything.

Vanellope: Ooh, what's this joystick?

Wreck-It Ralph

Ghost: Uh yeah, boss, I think we got a problem.
Mastermind: What's going on, Ghost?
Ghost: This car's got an advanced driving system I've never seen before. I'm looking at three pedals here, a shifter that goes up, down, and sideways. It must be some new tech. I'm thinking military maybe?
Hacker: Sounds like it's a stick shift?

Saturday Night Live, "Car Heist"

I had to save my friends! But first things first... (gulp) I had to learn how to drive a stick shift.

—Bentley, Sly 2: Band of Thieves