History Quotes / DistaffCounterpart

-->--'''''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''''' on ''Film/BirdsOfPrey''

->[[Creator/JoelSchumacher Joel (Schumacher)]] refers to Poison Ivy as a 'beautiful, sexy' version of the Unabomber. Never really thought of it that way, to be honest. Never gotten that [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs drunk or stoned.]]

->ComicBook/SheHulk is the chick you could fuck if you were [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk.]]

-->--'''Q''' to Captain Janeway, ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("Death Wish")

-->--'''''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst''''' watches ''{{Film/Supergirl}}''

->Aya is the original female [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud]]. Arguments: she's a loner with a smart mouth, but has a heart of gold beneath her prickly and aloof exterior. She experiences inexplicable flashbacks and receives extrasensory advice from an apparently hallucinatory source. She's [[LovecraftianSuperpower powered by the cells of a foreign entity]] and locked in a fierce, [[FoeYay vaguely homoerotic rivalry]] with a fathomlessly strong opponent with an advanced mastery of their common power. And while she doesn't often wear a dress, she nevertheless [[DudeLooksLikeALady looks good in one.]]

->Creator/{{HBO}} already hit it big with [[Series/SexAndTheCity a show about four self-absorbed women treating New York City like their personal sex playground]]. Now, get ready for the exact same thing with dudes...[-[[RecycledInSpace IN LOS ANGELES!]]-]

-->--'''''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''''' on ''Film/BirdsOfPrey'

->Franchise/{{Wolverine}} was a totally badass, growly antisocial guy who smoked and drank and who was so tough nobody better mess with him, and Marvel thought, 'Hell, we can pander to young boys'' '''[[ComicBook/{{X 23}} way]]''' ''harder than that!'

->The Battletoads' main nemesis, the Dark Queen, commands a massive army of rodents and wishes to dominate the universe. Usually serving as final boss in the games, the Dark Queen is basically a sexy [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Shredder]], right down to [[YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive her between-level taunts.]]

->{{Wolverine}} was a totally badass, growly antisocial guy who smoked and drank and who was so tough nobody better mess with him, and Marvel thought, 'Hell, we can pander to young boys'' '''[[ComicBook/{{X 23}} way]]''' ''harder than that!'

->"After a breakup with Jared Leto's body double, she's out to prove she's more than just a Kady Joker. So she's forming ''her own'' criminal gang--but not taking it seriously--while cracking jokes in clown makeup and using goofy weapons to fight a rich guy dressed in black."

->ComcBook/SheHulk is the chick you could fuck if you were [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk.]]

-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/09/audient-void-casino-kid-and-casino-kid.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''

->PS, AD and PI each have a lady counterpart, in accordance with deep seated mythology that dictates that any man [[ScrewYourself secretly wishes to have sex with a female version of himself]] (re: WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks, [[MickeyMouse Mickey/Minnie]], etc.)

->Haven't you noticed she looks exactly like me but in drag?

->ComcBook/SheHulk is the chick you could fuck if you were [[TheIncredibleHulk Hulk.]]

->Yes, SHODAN is a female, villain version of MaxHeadroom. And that is hilarious.

->She’s basically a female version of [[ComicBook/FantasticFour the Human Torch]] (except that her powers require her to be naked all the time, because ''[[MostCommonSuperpower of course they do]]''), and I don’t recall reading any comics where Johnny Storm has to seduce [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Dr. Doom]] before he starts flaming on.

->Just so we're clear, ComicBook/SpiderWoman has had her own show and ComicBook/SheHulk hasn't. She-Hulk, who's really awesome and a lawyer and likes to break the fourth wall and hangs out with {{Howard the Duck}} and all, no cartoon...Like the completely not-lame ComicBook/SpiderMan character (who was apparently contractually obligated to appear in two episodes of this nonsense), Spider-Woman possesses a spider sense that alerts her to danger. But in this cartoon, danger usually took the form of ghostly Vikings or [=UFOs=], which would be cool if they were being fought by a character folks actually give a shit about. Now, She-Hulk taking on ghost Vikings aboard a UFO? That's entertainment.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/12/the_5_greatest_and_5_worst_cartoons_based_on_marve.php "The 5 Greatest (and 5 Worst) Cartoons Based on Marvel Comics Characters"]]

->''"To give him his credit, Doggett asks how they are going to split up the office into their own sections -- Mulder arrogantly assumed control of everything right up until Scully had to force him to answer why he never gave her a desk in season four. Scully shuts Doggett off immediately, informing him that he is on borrowed time and they are only renting out this space until Mulder returns. [[HypocriticalHumor What a cow]]...Scully wonders of she is trying to hard to manufacture a theory, to step into Mulder’s shoes in his absence. That’s a nice realisation for her to come to and a poke in the eye to detractors that didn’t buy into her sudden role as the believer. "''

->Aya is the original female [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud]]. Arguments: she's a loner with a [[DeadpanSnarker smart mouth]], but has [[TroubledButCute a heart of gold beneath her prickly and aloof exterior]]. She experiences [[AmnesiacHero inexplicable flashbacks]] and receives extrasensory advice from [[HearingVoices an apparently hallucinatory source]]. She's [[LovecraftianSuperpower powered by the cells of a foreign entity]] and locked in a fierce, [[FoeYay vaguely homoerotic rivalry]] with a fathomlessly strong opponent with an [[EvilCounterpart advanced mastery of their common power]]. And while she doesn't often wear a dress, [[HumorMode she nevertheless looks good in one]].

->I cannot produce any feelings about this cast or the news of a ''Ghostbusters'' reboot until I know two things:\\\
1. Does Creator/SigourneyWeaver reprise her role as Dana/Zuul in it? If the answer is no, fuck this shit.\\\
2. If Sigourney Weaver is in it, which one of those four ladies [[GirlOnGirlIsHot is she going to try to scissor with?]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/27/the-all-female-ghostbusters-has-a-cast/ Michael K.]]''', "The All-Female ''Ghostbusters'' Has a Cast"

->Just so we're clear, ComicBook/SpiderWoman has had her own show and ComicBook/SheHulk hasn't. She-Hulk, who's really awesome and a lawyer and likes to break the fourth wall and hangs out with {{Howard the Duck}} and all, no cartoon...This ABC Saturday morning toon from 1979 had Jessica Drew working as an editor at ''Justice Magazine'', which was never featured in the comics, so that's kinda stupid...Like the completely not-lame ComicBook/SpiderMan character (who was apparently contractually obligated to appear in two episodes of this nonsense), Spider-Woman possesses a spider sense that alerts her to danger. But in this cartoon, danger usually took the form of ghostly Vikings or [=UFOs=], which would be cool if they were being fought by a character folks actually give a shit about. Now, She-Hulk taking on ghost Vikings aboard a UFO? That's entertainment.

->T'Pol is a female Vulcan who is the ship's second in command and Science Officer, ie Spock with a sex change...She's not as famous for wearing her [[FutureSpandex form fitting uniform]] as she is for [[MsFanservice taking off]] her form fitting uniform.
-->--'''''[[http://h2g2.com/edited_entry/A6756294 h2g2]]''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''

->The Cyberwoman costume is horrifically designed; who ever thought it was a good idea to give her a [[SexyWhateverOutfit metal bra?]] It isn't practical, scary or sexy, it's just [[{{Narm}} dreadfully embarrassing]] to watch the actress lumbering about in it.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]

-->-- '''''ProblemSleuth'''''

->[[Music/KanyeWest Kanye is the black Madonna.]]