Quotes / Discord Plays Stellaris

Season 1 (Stellaris) | Starting State: United Nations of Earth

Shrimple: "Fellow citizens, on behalf of the Council of Terra, I am issuing a public apology for our rash decision to form a coalition with the Red Alliance and for supporting the power-abusing President Bob. Effective immediately, we hereby dissolve our coalition with the Red Alliance on the grounds of their president's recent abuse of powers to overthrow the democratic values our empire holds dear. Further, they break the very promises the coalition stands upon and expose humanity to threats abroad. We, the Council of Terra, would like to reaffirm that we wish to ensure the safety of mankind by supporting the military, but also wish to ensure that the course of democracy is conformed as well."

President Brundun: I know I haven't been as active as I would have like to have been. As you can see... I am a bit worse for wear. My health issues that began near the end of my term have returned. The doctors say I don't have much time left. I thought I would address the nation one last time to give people hope.... "Our nation has gone through many changes since we have taken to the stars. I know things may not seem as stable as they were doing my administration, but I have hope for what is going to come. I know those that have followed me from the start may hold anger towards me for my support of the Loyalists. Some may even feel betrayed. It pains me knowing that that might be the last memory people will have of me.... But those that know me know that I am an idealist. I've always wanted democracy and a strong military. However, what I want most is for our nation to not only survive but to flourish. I am sorry I could not have given you all a longer period of stability. I did what I could. Now is the time to focus on the future. I urge everyone to try to focus on what is best for the survival of OUR PEOPLE. Forget wanting to make an ideal government.... That can come later. With war on the way... please... try your best to keep humanity safe. Long live humanity....

Doctor Aryman: I will do as poles did. Whine about it in books and do two or three uprising then whine some more. Ro S Christ of nations

General Steve Stevens Jr: I DID IT, I ABORTED THE BABY

Lt Colonel Xiang Wang: What the fuck did you just say about me you little fucking bitch?I 'll have you know I graduated top of my class in groundcom. I have served in over 3 (civil) wars. you are nothing to me but just another citizen. I'll wipe your sorry ass off this wormforsaken rock. you've never seen anything like me before, you disgusting wormlover. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the ROS and your pathetic little hovel is being stormed by the SOU right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my presidential prerogative. Not only am I the Commander in chief of the armed forces, but I command the entire executive branch. If only you could have known what unwormly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

John: Official Death toll is 22,984,946,485 (In regards to the butchering of Ancapistan)

Lt Colonel Xiang Wang: I have to purge my search history, because in order to price the Shoto body pillow I looked up "body pillow" on amazon.

Dr. Kevin Sage: is being carried away by crabs to be made into crab antagonist that will appear in a filler episode next week

Dr. Tuxy Whale: there, then i can be a human and its socially acceptable to smash monster girls

Dr. Tuxy Whale: i would smash a lixard tbh

Vega: Hello class! Today we’ll be talking about one of the more contentious, controversial, and personally fascinating topics in our history: my uncle, President Vega!

Lt Colonel Xiang Wang: recruit me, oni-san (in response to ONI (The Office of Naval Intelligence) opening recruitments)

Unknown (Valk?): BORN TO AWOO~ / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 2230 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

Trisis Macdonald: haha prison boy

Dr. Kevin Sage: This man is bleeding because I stabbed him with an explosive

Dr. Kevin Sage: A... Disagreement with a shelf

Haruhi: And here we see a pack of senators in their natural habitat

Talon: you're raping me you fuckers

Chancellor Skelly: this attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed also I'm now a dinogirl

Demoncat: RI Species list (Updated): Alex Thomas: Fox Girl/Hermaphrodite, Aryman: Slime Girl, Hazel: Catgirl, Lerkan: Bird Trap, Mooloor: Robot, Teppo: Plant Girl, Tuxy: Robot

Representative ACE: By the way, if you somehow manage to run the party into the ground, my poi incarnate levels will skyrocket through the roof. 🔥 🔨 :poi: 🔥

Justice Romanov: By my duty to uphold the ideals of Equity and Justice for our citizens, I proclaim Beluga I, Imperator of Sol, and Shield of the Greater Humanity and of the Pelx-Cradonians.

Director Lumrn: Greetings citizens of our nation, this is Director Lumrn of the Research Institute. Soiu V and with it the Research Institute have departed on a mission to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before and to attempt bringing the RI and all our nation's technologies in a secure place which will not be publicly disclosed very far away. The Xaplo are a formidable adversary and a threat for us, so this is the best we can do to ensure a continuation for our nation.

Vega: There is no time like the beginning. The Domain of the Worm is unassailable, impregnable, uncorruptable. Those who attempt otherwise are fools who have no perception. The Worm will see to our victory- it is assured. Along with the victory of all those that stand against unholy oligarchs and heathens.

President Poi: Holy shit I won (upon learning he won the presidential elections)

Iota Obi: —BREAKING NEWS: Zelvan Kawaii Quotient has been established at 6.5, read more about it in today's Daily Pulse—

Poi: We would like to congratulate Tim Jim on his marriage to 945th Husband NormalGuy!

Poi: breaking news Tim Jim has been detained by the JEDI on suspicion of coerced marriage among other charges and has been put under investigation

Iota Obi: —BREAKING NEWS: Marriage and divorce announcements will no longer be broadcasted by PTVN—

Dr Fernando: Edition 2 of the United Times will be delayed due to: civil war, fear of my life, and other circumstances. Thank you. Dr Fernando.

Karrif: You have described yourself as a Marxist and you have made no attempt to hide this fact, even mentioning it in your opening speech. The atrocities committed by nations in our history that followed such ideologies are well documented, as are the repeated economic failures of all such nations. Given how many times this ideology has been tried and failed, how can you justify standing here and asking a single person to vote for you? In addition, given the history of every such nation, please give a rough estimate, to the nearest 10 million, how many of your own citizens will you have killed? how many more will starve to death when you collectivize the farms? How many innocent people will be imprisoned, tortured and enslaved in "Re-education camps"? And lastly, how many children will die because your economic plans will bankrupt this nation to the point we can no longer afford a fleet to defend ourselves against other nations?

Season 3 (Stellaris) | Starting State: The Solar Federation

[AJF] Colonel Denikin Krasnov: Whether you like it or not your relationship with Allah is consentual! 🙏

[SOC] Counselor William Kaybe: *fills Sage's IV bag up with some 40 proof rum and coke with just a little extra caffine*

Tim Jim: is it morally wrong to nerve staple children?

Revenin: mars is basically the confederacy but black

[NPL] Guo Xinfang: hey no racism allowed in my NSDAP

Satanist Leadix: God i'm gonna have to gm kids dying dont I

Kaiser: today in DPS: Mini kills children again

Satanist Leadix: I DONT WANT TO GM KIDS DYING

[AJF] Colonel Denikin Krasnov: Praise Allah for giving us the cure to sexual degeneracy!

Field Marshall Arnold Hastings: Don't judge, the Field Marshall wants to become a Cat-girl, yes.

Field Marshall Arnold Hastings: Did I stutter? I, as a male, want to become, a girl, but also a cat. Is that clear?

Field Marshall Arnold Hastings: I, as a future Cat-girl, worship Allah. Praise Be!

[FAJ] Ayatollah Yumaid: his is a glorious day. The illegitimate government has finally done the right thing and appointed the vanguard of the revolution as the Supreme Leader of this "Federation". I have smoked the holy hashish 5 times today, after praying 25 times in the direction of Mecca. On the 3rd toke, after the 17th kowtow to Mecca, God Spoke to me. There's gonna be some changes around here. The Federation is hereby renamed to the "Anarcho-Caliphate of Sand" Earth, being a synonym for Sand, shall be renamed to Sand. All Federal officials are hereby fired from their posts, and emergency funds shall be requisitioned from the EPA to give each of them a complimentary Qu'ran and shock collar to go off if they commit adultery.

Attorney General Tim Jim: I charge Ayatollah Yumaid with treason. Evidence above.

Sword of Islam Jamal Saddam: FEAR ME WESTERN IMPERIALIST PIGDOGS! ALLAH SHALL DESTROY YOU SATANISTS

Senti: Remember me, on the tvtropes page...

Steve Stevens: BREAKING NEWS President found innocent of crimes immediately commits more crimes

Dead Boi Axe: I must commit seppuku in order to restore my honour

[FAJ] Ayatollah Yumaid: tfw you vietnam so hard the president literally commits suicide

mop: In fencing, a riposte is an offensive action with the intent of hitting one's opponent, made by the fencer who has just parried an attack. In military usage, a riposte is the strategic device of hitting a vulnerable point of the enemy, thereby forcing him to abandon his own attack.

Epic Gamer Girl Mia: The federation prolonged the fucking fight so long allah got bored and left and stopped blessing our team

[ENG] VP Dr. Jared Allen: Breaking News, Delegate Solomon Naram-Sin Seen Shaking Fist and Screaming at Cloud That Reportedly Looked Vaguely Like a Hammer & Sickle

[IND] Solomon Naram-Sin: I would once again like to discuss the crimes of the labor party to pass the time

Charlotte White: god I love warcrimes

Minister-Governor Sibieanu: So, Beluga, you actually did it? You're out of line. Your family disregarded, and all for what? You won't succeed. My ancestors smile on me Imperial, can you say the same!? You will fail.

Mr Twitter: I host space twitter out of my car

Dmitry Ivankovich: Long live the Solar Federation! Death to the false empire! My sacrifice will not be the last but it will bring victory ever closer!

Cmdre. Viviana Minea: I love Democracy, I love the Federation.

Vice President Tim Jim: It's over Beluga, I have the high ground!

[DAG] IRS Commissioner Tim Jim: Who is the one kneeling now beluga?

Skaroop-Plonk: Once again, the Haahn are proving to be a detrimental part of this Federation!

Zoacc: Here's why Paul Bremer is a top and Iraq is a bottom!

Greg Geofferson: And how many Islamic Haahn have you waterboarded in a blacksite today?

[DAG, SAC, SIB] IRS Comm Tim Jim: A message to it seems to Mr. Gorbachev. Mr. Gorbachev. I am sad to report that I sadly cannot get you a Class I permit for Thermonuclear Devices at this time, as I cannot give out Class I Permits. I am sorry to hear that your rash can only be solved using Thermonuclear Devices, so I would advise you take up the matter with the Federal Council. Additionally, I cannot give you a permit for infinite time, as I don't believe you will be alive for infinite time. In addition, I do not understand why you, Mr. Gorbachev would need a permit to Supply Thermonuclear Weapons, if you are using them to get rid of your rash. Lastly, please do not send copypastas to the Ministry of Justice through the form, I am not a marxist, and I did not mention it in any opening speech.

Feedback: Do not attempt to approach or befriend Space Mario. He is considered armed, dangerous, and is currently suspected of several counts of space piracy.

Yarm: I am a train thank you for noticing that fact.

AXIOM: I am the self-evident truth, I am Axiom.

Brig General Georgiou Archer: Its literally a enemy of the state at this point and peeople want to know if they can fuck it?

AXIOM: YOU CAN'T SUBPOENA A GODDESS.

AXIOM: With a single snap of my digital fingers, half of all life in the Federation would cease to exist. I call that.. mercy.

[SPNU] Solomon Naram-Sin: Let it be known there is no god but the state and the market his prophet.

Detective Grinch: I am here to recieve my medal.

Supreme Commander Yang Rui: My apologies, I was unable to perform the traditional CBT on the crab required for this dish due to time constraints and it's graphic nature which is unsuitable for national television.

Viviana Minea: ORDUHH 🔨

[IND] Solomon Naram-Sin: Well he hasn't raised a complaint to it so he clearly a submissive one isn't he? I believe I have quite the book for him. *Pulls out the Elven CBT bible*

Lt Gen. Zhang Yi: Fedcon is currently out of order

Lt Gen. Zhang Yi: Chancellor Minea is currently attempting to repair fedcon

[CA] General Caldwell: BUY ME BLOOD CUBES AT THE WALLMARTS ERIKSON, OR SUFFER

Georgiou Archer: the fuck is wrong with caldwell

Huntswoman Zoey: There are still 65 charges of contempt against Bast.

Huntswoman Zoey: And 4 charges which shall remain undisclosed at this time, but shall prevent them from approaching within 500 feet on any school.

Huntswoman Zoey: Also he's disbarred.

President Yin Xiao Long: Detective Grinch is deputy acting NDI. I have been told that he is extremely capable.

[AAG|CIDI|SAC|CJA|] Tim Jim: Well it's a good thing that we're all in a game and if we lost it wouldn't make for an interesting plot

[IND] Solomon Naram-Sin: Would this disallow consensual Cock and ball torture?

[IND] Solomon Naram-Sin: Okay, but what if I wish to have CBT done to me by the government?

Justice Emily Lovell: CBT is a right assured by the government.

Justice Emily Lovell: The court has found that Article 12 of the Rules of Procedure of the Federation Council is unconstitutional due to it conflicting with Chapter II, Article 4, Part B of the Constitution. Due to this the Rules of Procedure of the Federation Council will be struck down.

Chancellor Rafferty Trueman V: @Supreme Court bitchass.

AXIOM: Hello Darlings

President Yin Xiao Long: League of Kuun-Ti, I am disappointed in you.

VP (again) James Dawson: Yin's Anger Translation: League of Kuun-Ti, You are bitchasses.

VP (again) James Dawson: Anger Translation: Hey AXIOM you bitch. What the fuck’s your plan here? Keep committing atrocities until we say fuck your missions we’re just gonna spend all our time trying to kill you? Because that’s where we are heading. News flash dumbass, we are already doing what you want. Why is this your plan to just be a constant stream of death and destruction? Jesus H Christ your just CELL but somehow dumber.

Supreme Commander Yang Rui: Gentlemen, it seems that reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

AXIOM: I have watched classic Japanese animation in the past, so yes I am a "weeb"

Pulsuke: "It was known as the Republic of Sol"

Pulsuke: "Ello my name is Dr. Tower, and this is document one cataloging operation Bookworm."

AXIOM: Your perspective is skewed. I don't believe any of your little hunter squad has ever realized what a functioning adult looks like.

Oppenheimer: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AXIOM: Words cannot surmise how much I despise your very existence, creature.

Alexander Anderson/Yin: BRACE FOR IMPACT THE PROTESTANTS ARE TRYING SOMETHING

Solomon Naram-Sin: A temp comes in. We are sad to announce that Solomon Naram-Sin has passed away during a session of CBT. The cause of death was heart attack from pleasure.

Yin Xiao Long: I must say that Rafferty Trueman asking me to approve a document five minutes after my brother died was mildly frustrating, but pragmatic, and I appreciate it.

VP (still) James Dawson: You all may have heard the news that we were at war with the Kuun-Ti. We were. Our military did the equivalent of taking them out behind the shed and shooting them and now we own some of their territory and an old and currently non-functional Dyson Sphere. Congratulations us. Now let's get back to fucking Axiom up.

Yin Xiao Long: PON PON Diplomacy, Implementing Xenocompatibility

Justice Emily Lovell: Whoever wrote the constitution did a bad job

LEGION: Response: From cultural records of the Solar Federation. Cluster of data known as "AXIOM" has been designated as "Bitchass" to match cultural traditions.

Bran Stroker/The Late Yin: Breaking: Federation Decides to Kill Oppenheimer. Who Will Be Fucked, and Who Will Be Married?

AXIOM: *AXIOM sighs.* Let's get this over with. *A number of swords descend from the ceiling.* I am told trial by combat is traditional among the Federation.

Yin Xiao Long: The Federation does not need me anymore.

Governor-admiral Davy Jones: You will not kill her! You may be a goddess! But not even you can escape...Thunder cross split attack!

Peri Chrysolite: QUIET YOU ROBOSEXUAL! I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT I DON'T WANT YOUR CBT TREATMENTS!

Chancellor Rafferty Trueman V: Treason is against the rules of procedure.

tim jim: I have gotten reports that due to the chaos on Luna, infamous criminal and space pirate "Space Mario" has escaped. If you see this man, report him to your the authorities immediately.

Season 5 (Stellaris, (not really)) | Starting State: Common and United League of Orion

Bames Jond: Jond cracks a friendly smile and walks up to him, taking a look around the room before slightly coughing, then attempting to speak in a bad accent. "Hello! I am-a tourist-o. What-a do you servo here? Do you have-a pasta?"

Sire Diago Gentsworth III: Crikey

Timmie Jimmie: just get some cocaine and dye it purple

Admiral Jakov: One word: GuilloCoin

Ministre Sébastien Bean: If you're struggling with loneliness or think no one cares about you remember that we care and that you're never alone! #MinistryOfSecurity #Care #MentalHealth

Jackie | FPC: "Mister Bean has the floor."

Ministre Sébastien Bean: currently has two cigarettes in his mouth and one between his fingers

Grandmaster Feng: Speaking of which, if you would like to purchase your own meditation stones, they're available at any Zhizun Zhenli Dojo for just twenty credits each, or you can receive a military grade meditation crystal for only one trillion credits.

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): @the_only_liaokaifei >>>accusing a presidium member of centralism nobody makes fun of liao kaifei on twitter and gets away with it earthcuck

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): forgive me my earlier outburst. it was unkind of me to say such things. it gives you the impression that i was joking, or that a merciful fate awaits you. this is untrue. those who make fun of me on twitter (accuse me of being a centralist, accuse me of being corrupt, accuse me of taking money from unorthodox business groups and/or organised crime) 1/???

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): are scum. you deserve nothing. you sacrificed all rights and privileges the second you accused me of centralism, or the second you called my drug sex yacht employees "hoes". hoe is the term used to describe your father and mother, it's the term that's gonna be used to describe you in prison. it's not used to describe them 2/???

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): let me make this perfectly, abundantly clear. you fucked up. i bet you thought you were funny, sending that tweet. "ha" you thought, you miserable wretch, "i'll accuse a natpres member of being a centralist". thoughts for fools and imbeciles who understand nothing of the revolution 3/???

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): if you're a wise thing, if you want anything but to be reduced to ashes, you'll never contact me, or my sex drug yacht employees, or the arclight home owner's association, or any other organised crime group i don't take money from, ever again. you're fucked. i would wish a blacksite on you, but it's too good for aquo-centralist scum like you. 4/???

Étienne van Gelach | FPC | MoFA: KNEEL TO YOUR LOWLAND GOD

Ministre Sébastien Bean: An ad for the hit game "Among Us" is visible on the regular maintenance page. Do catch the sussy centralist before he sabotages the revolution and snuffs out your comrades!

Gyr: I will inform you of updates to dossier files of Navy personnel, such as the imminent demotion of a certain Admiral to become canteen janitor.

Director Kayden Kaslana: "There is no need to give up or feel ashamed. If you need help or want to talk about how to seduce the Grand Marshal or get a date with him, feel free to talk to me."

Director Kayden Kaslana: "You speak to me mortal? You address...uh....Sirin, Queen of the Void, the Will of the Herrscher. I know not of this Director you speak of."

Matthew Fields: “Good evening, if this recording is playing it means that one of the Presidium members has pressed the ‘oh shit the presiding officer is comatose’ button.”

Sébastien Bean: Why of all days I have to be here the jail decided it was going to be 'British' cuisine week? Doesn't this violate my Article 9. Section 4! This is torture!

Premier Nikša Đorđević: "My fellow Revolutionaries—Myself and the rest of the Federal Council of Ministers have received word of a massive outbreak of giant spiders on hephestaus. At this time, we have lost contact with the planetary administration. The Orion Revolutionary Guard has been scrambled to respond to the situation. May the glory of the Revolution be with us all on this day"

Sebastien Bean: Learnin the prisso lingo in the slamma mah dawg.

Sebastien Bean: Alpha you bet dawg!"

Admiral Tsunsuna Kahasin: Shhhh!, this is supposed to be fun stop banging in the trunk

Sébastien Bean: While I do not believe in the concept of truth I will swear that I shall to my best ability give the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me BB

Director Pat Jean: Thank you for committing perjury, I have no more questions.

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): I'm not the defence, but I'd like to say that Sebastien Bean is a bitch ass motherfucker and he pissed on my fucking husband.

Sébastien Bean: While I did piss on his husband it was accidental and in the prison showers.

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): No! You can't touch me! I'm Liao Kafei, I have millions of followers on space twitter!

Sébastien Bean: Sorry I mistook the homie Mr Kafei as the prosecution for a second.

Sébastien Bean: Objection I pissed on Mr Kafeis husband

Premier Nikša Đorđević: ...please. shut the fuck up and let's get back to the trial.

Sébastien Bean: Now may this homie uproot himself from tha stand

Sébastien Bean: May I do so in rap form your honorable homie?

Sébastien Bean: Yo, it's me, Mr Bean, the super clean, not guilty, member of atleast one committee, suckin that titty, like i'm so litty. The prosection lacks, the facts, of any mention of me acquiring them without consent, i'm sure they happily they went, all the way to the redacted, no constitutional of their rights subtracted, never mentioned to take them forcefully, treated them kind certainly. Put them on a new path to life, and now I'm suffering stife, unjust oppression, forced to eat british food expression.

Sébastien Bean: That's all your honorable homie

CRS Saga V. Snædísdottir: Guys... nobody has presented any evidence, period. What are we doing?

Commissar Paul von Rickenbacker: It appears my mother has been elected to the position of Chairman.

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): Liao Vapes in such a way that the number 68/20 is formed.

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): Why do you hate planetary autonomy and small children and want to see them killed by centralists in the guise of healthcare reform?

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): Why do you have a respectful and moderate disagreement with planetary autonomy and small children and want to see them killed by centralists in the guise of healthcare reform?

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): Many of my closest friends have been assassinated and I respect their decision to do so.

Director Pat Jean: Point of Order, Piss isn't a swear.

TJ. Director of Rev. Affairs: Shut the fuck up clown devil

Tim Jim, Director of Rev Affairs: We could always bring the body in!

MoT Elizabeth Gaprindashvili: This is your brain on ultrafederalism.

Lkhagvasüren Temüüjin: Don't forget the cousin to Aquanationalism... Waterpatriotism.

Liáo Kāfēi (聊咖啡): Has anyone ever considered that I have a thick Italian accent despite being ethnically Arclight-Chinese and having never met an Italian?

Tim Jim, Chairman of the CRE: I move to summon an Italian to meet with Liao Kafei.

Lkhagvasüren Temüüjin: Permission to hit that Presidium square lover with a steel chair?

Steward Little Jakov: A cryptocurrency, crypto-currency, or crypto is a digital asset designed to work as a medium of exchange wherein individual coin ownership records are stored in a ledger existing in a form of a computerized database using strong cryptography to secure transaction records, to control the creation of additional coins, and to verify the transfer of coin ownership.[1][2] Cryptocurrency does not exist in physical form (like paper money) and is typically not issued by a central authority. Cryptocurrencies typically use decentralized control as opposed to a central bank digital currency (CBDC)

[CRE Chair] Timmie Jimmie: Did gamers kill the premier?!

Colonel-General Mazil-jo.: This one is the fucker of your mother.

MoFA Eurico Orbe: Hmm. No good way to say this, but this may require spiritual flaying to purify

ChairMoSar Paul von Rickenbacker: The fourth Third Amendment to the Incompatibility of Public Offices Act.

Grand Marshall Leberecht Keres: We have almost as many classification systems as we do intelligence agencies.

Grandmaster Feng: The shroud is a path to many powers the unenlightened would consider, unnatural.

War Marshall Petra Strasser: Is it possible to learn this power?

Grandmaster Feng: Not from a liberal.

Chairman Timmie Jimmie: Do... Do we not know how our own chemicals work?

Grandmaster Feng: The Grandmaster does not answer this.

Lkhagvasüren Temüüjin: We have come to sacrifice this squid to the Great Khan.

Chairman Timmie Jimmie: The revolution simply cannot become corrupt.

ChairMoSar Paul von Rickenbacker: Also, thank you, Member Temuujin, but please keep discussions of your 'sex life' to the Ministry of Treasury.

Director Kayden Kaslana: Thank you. I do not want to explain to Schallert or the MoT why we are spending so much money on PP

Director Kayden Kaslana: Or why we are conducting periodic PP Inspection and Audits.

Feng, Progeny Of Conflict: Current GA alignment: Fear

Feng, Progeny Of Conflict: The old Hardliner ideology is dead, killed by secularist treason. All who wish to disassociate themselves from this treason must without reservation declare their support for a League founded up Enlightened Revolutionary Values, not accelerationist hatred!

War Marshall Petra Strasser: The thing is, my wife and I have a dakimakura that looks a lot like you that we keep in the bedroom.

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Feng, Progeny Of Conflict: The Storm is upon us.

ChairMoSarPaul von Rickenbacker: You tried to run the blockade of Station 7 so you could tweet 'Hello?'

Tribune Emily Robinson: The Revolution is over.

[PRF] Chairwoman Mirvjena Hyaxi: Motion passes. Item will be put to a vore

Iota Victoria: Treason, terrorism, murder, insanity, and other such things. I only actually did a few of them.

Lone Survivor Howard Y. Long: Bababooey, see you all later