->''One of these things is not like the other things\\
One of these things just doesn't belong\\
Can you guess which thing is not like the other thing\\
Before I finish my sooooooooooong?''

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->'''Ronove''': Doing boxing with just your arms makes you but half a man. Arms are like the hot roar of a lion. And legs are like the cold snake closing in on its prey.\\
'''Jessica''': Snakes don't have legs!\\
'''Ronove''': Pu ku ku, true.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry: Alliance of the Golden Witch''



->[Shallan] turned back to Pattern, who had shifted into his hovering form. He looked something like the pattern of splintered light thrown on the wall by a crystal chandelier--except he was made of something black instead of light, and he was three-dimensional. So... Maybe not much like that at all.
-->-- ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->We are [[JustLikeRobinHood like Robin Hood]]. We steal from the club and we give to ourselves.
-->-- '''Andy Dwyer''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->You can't just say a thing is just like another thing but without the traits that define that thing. Then you're not talking about that thing. 'This thing is amazing! It's like a bicycle but without wheels or handle bars!', and you're like 'Yeah, it's a fucking chair!'
-->-- '''Creator/JonStewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShow''

->A few years ago, some people tried to destroy my family. They attacked my father's reputation, they attacked my mother's reputation, and they attacked the World Wrestling Federation. They tried to rip us apart -- but all they did was make my family stronger. And that's exactly how America feels right now. Because on Tuesday, America was attacked. Because America is a united nation. And together, we stand strong. I am incredibly proud to be an American citizen, and I will stand up for my rights and my freedom.
-->--'''Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon''' draws a comparison between her family's legal troubles and the September 11th terror attacks

->It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Except we're not shooting, they're not fish, and there's no barrel.
-->--'''Link''', ''WebVideo/RhettAndLink: Commercial Kings''

-> ''Yeah, it's fine, we're just entering conceptual space. Imagine a banana, or anything curved; actually don't, because it's not curved or like a banana. Forget the banana!''
-->-- '''The Eleventh Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->Was it true? Had Wrestling/{{Lex|Luger}} traded in the red, white, and blue for [[Wrestling/TedDiBiase DiBiaseís]] green? No, said Luger. {{Wrestling/Tatanka}} insisted Luger was lying, while Lex embarked on a lousy PR campaign...\\\
The purpose of this dud of an angle? Vince had to ham-fistedly prove a point about [[RealLifeWritesThePlot his steroid trial that summer.]] See, just because someone was accused of wrongdoing didnít mean he wasnít '''totally 100% innocent'''. If Lex Luger could be framed, so could Wrestling/VinceMcMahon! And I guess that meant [[DrFeelgood Dr. Zahorian]] was like [=Ted DiBiase?=] And that it was the federal prosecutor who was actually distributing the steroids, not Vince? Okay, I guess the parallels ended there. In other words, this angle was the second-most insulting analogy for the [=McMahon=] steroid trial in history. But youíve got to admire [=McMahonís=] chutzpah for using Lex Luger [[CanonSue as a symbol of his innocence]] on steroid charges.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/lexsellsout/ "Lex Luger, Million Dollar Sellout?"]]

->Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division.
-->--'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Croshaw]]'''

->Playing card games is {{just like making love}}. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} always wear a condom when playing card games.]]
-->--'''Grandpa''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Jerry Van Dyke:''' Mom, you're a car? I didn't think that things like this were possible!\\
'''Mom:''' I understand there's a baseball team called the Mets. If that's possible, anything's possible.\\
'''Mechanic:''' You call that a joke? I don't care if this thing is your mom, fuck you both. ''(is electrocuted)'' '''''AIIIIEEEE!!'''''\\
'''Mom:''' [[AC:you shall die here!!]]\\
'''Jerry:''' Cut! Lock down the set! It's happening again!
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-worst-tv-decisions-ever-made-by-tv-executives-twice/#ixzz33RzkX1FG on]] ''Series/MyMotherTheCar''

->It's like {{Russian Roulette}}. Except nobody's dying, and [[MaximumFunChamber everyone gets egg rolls]]. So actually, it's like a pizza party. Except no one gets pizza, and everyone gets egg rolls.
-->-- '''Harley''', ''WebOriginal/EpicMealTime''

->''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' is the ''Film/CitizenKane'' of gaming, in that they're both based on the life of William Randolph Hearst.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-video-games-invented-inside-other-video-games/ "6 Video Games Invented Inside of Other Video Games"]]

->'Uh, Lana, I saw Lex torture a guy. He killed you in an alternate reality. He's working with a guy who tried to kill me... He tortured Cyborg. He's generally dag nasty evil. Clear as purple crayon. And you believed that [[AesopAmnesia until last week.]]'\\\
Actually, the dialogue, verbatim, is this:\\\
'''Clark:''' "You can't trust Lex." A given now, that Lana herself has stated many times.\\
'''Lana:''' "And I can trust '''[[NoYou YOU?]]'''"\\\
This is Lana (and by proxy the writer) equivocating Clark and Lex, intimating that because Clark didn't tell Lana his secret, he's just as bad a guy as Lex is. Lex, [[LongList who lies, tortures, kills, creates genetic diseases, shoots up hospitals...]]
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep20 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Fade")

->''Duck and Cover'' is a civil defense film from 1951 that was shown to elementary school students well into the late 1960s and maybe later. It stars "Bert the Turtle", who knows to duck inside his shell as soon as a monkey threatens him with a firecracker.\\\
According to the film, hitting the dirt and covering yourself with a newspaper in case of a nuclear attack will protect you just as much as a turtle shell protects against a firecracker.\\\
Of all the civil defense films made in the 1940s-1960s, this is probably the best known because it was so widely shown to schoolkids and because, on face value, it is incredibly stupid.

->''[=BuzzFeed=]'' has been around for a while, but they reached a new low in 2013 with 'The Story Of Egypt's Revolution In ''Film/JurassicPark'' Gifs.' Not only was this 'article' an insulting, condescending simplification of a country's painful struggle for human rights, it made absolutely no fucking sense. The only thing [=BuzzFeed=] and the Egyptian political crisis have in common is that [[TakeThat they both involve crimes against humanity]] -- in Egypt unarmed protestors have been shot, while at ''[=BuzzFeed=]'' someone wrote 'They found a democracy DNA strand frozen in amber' and [[KarmaHoudini was given money instead of a pink slip]]. If you don't see the problem, imagine how people would react if a Middle Eastern website ran 'The Story of 9/11 In ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}'' Clips.'
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/01/8_low_points_for_nerds_in_2013.php?page=2 "2013's 8 Worst Moments in Nerdery"]]

->'What is it about the "lunch counter" that is different from a date? ... is it violence to be overtly racist in selecting a romantic interest? If so, how should we prevent it? If not, why not. Is it because the relationship is not primarily economical, in the narrow sense?'\\\
What sort of [[ChewbaccaDefense brain-damage]] does it take to argue this with a straight face? Do they really, really, think someone will say "My god, a lunch counter is JUST LIKE a romantic interest. There's no way to someone could tell them apart. If a business doesn't want to serve any blacks, that's just like not having sex with someone". But apparently, this is all part of the "[[{{Newspeak}} right of association]]" in Libertarianism.
-->--'''[[http://sethf.com/essays/major/libstupid.php Seth Finkelstein]]''', "Libertarianism Make You Stupid"


[[folder:Web Video]]

->'''Jay:''' Rich, can you just think about the fact that you compared ''[[UltraSuperDeathGorefestChainsawer3000 Killing American Style]]'' to ''Film/TheLastTemptationOfChrist''? Just think about that.\\
'''Rich:''' I'm so ashamed.
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' episode 20

->Jungles are really just mountains, but with more plants and more flat.
-->'''Eloy of the Stonkydonk''' attempting to justify why he is qualified to navigate the jungle area, ''[[Creator/TeamFourStar TFS At The Table]]''


->'''Frans Rayner:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Haha...ha...ha. Why are you looking at me like that?\\
'''Gordito:''' You killed a bunch of ninjas in the 80s, so now you've made a bunch more to kill. Your maniacal laughing is like a fat man who's just restocked his freezer with hot pockets.\\
'''Frans Rayner:''' Ooh...no no. I'm laughing like a fat man who is nearing the final steps of his lifelong journey to power. And he's actually in really good shape and not fat at all.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''


[[folder:Real Life]]

->"Isnít it desirable that the aged should have medical care in times of illness?", its advocates clamor...There would be no controversy about the moral character of some young hoodlum who declared, "Isnít it desirable to have a yacht, to live in a penthouse and to drink champagne?", and stubbornly refused to consider the fact that he had robbed a bank and killed two guards to achieve that "desirable" goal.
-->--'''Creator/AynRand''' on Medicare, ''The Virtue of Selfishness''

->In my own little way, I understood Music/MichaelJackson. If I use my credit card, they go 'Oh my gosh, there's Lisa Frank who makes the stickers!'
-->-- [[SmallNameBigEgo Stationery magnate]] '''Lisa Frank'''

->I mean, I donít know if itís just me, but it looks just like anything youíd see {{Music/Madonna}} or Music/BritneySpears do onstage--heh, yeah, get an NEA grant for something like this!
-->--'''Radio/RushLimbaugh''' on the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal

->Religion, they believe, is a personal matter; if it must be given external manifestation, that should not occur in public places where others may be offended. I can understand that attitude: It parallels my own toward [[GrumpyOldMan the playing in public of rock music]] or [[Music/IgorStravinsky Stravinsky]].
-->--U.S. Supreme Court Justice '''Antonin Scalia''', ''Elmbrook School District v. John Doe'', dissenting opinion

->[[LooksLikeSheIsEnjoyingIt Rape is simply sex]]. Women enjoy sex, so rape cannot be such a terrible physical ordeal. To suggest that rape, when conducted without violence, is a serious crime is like suggesting that [[{{Unishment}} force-feeding a woman chocolate cake]] is a heinous offence. A woman would be more inconvenienced by having her handbag snatched.
-->--'''Nick Erikse''', London Assembly election candidate (BNP)

->I feel like 'embattled' or 'disgraced' will always follow my name. It's like that black football player who recently came out. He said, 'I just want to be known as a football player. I don't want to be known as a gay football player.' I know exactly what he's saying. I'm fighting to get my name back.
-->--Political exile '''[[RacistGrandma Paula Deen]]'''

->I think that sometimes when people hear that I might have gotten success off of [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians a reality show]], they take that as a negative. We're filming our tenth season right now and we've had nine seasons of spin-offs, so our show, we have more episodes than ''Series/ILoveLucy.''
-->--'''Creator/KimKardashian''', Re/Code Code/Mobile conference (2014)

->Thatís a good komparison, because itís well known that Lucy, a legendary comedian, got ''I Love Lucy'' after [[PretenderDiss the F-list brother of a singer peed on her in a sex tape.]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/29/night-crumbs-220/ Michael K.]]'''

->''"Football is like chess, only without the dice."''
-->-- Attributed to Lukas Podolski, German football player