Quotes / Dirty Old Woman

Gabe: Who's this sorta oily, half naked fireman? Is he part of the family?
Grandma: Oh, no, sweetie. You just found Grandma's man candy.

"Would you like to lick my icing?"
Granny Bacon, Shadow of Israphel

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

Boneclaw Mother: You sure? Shadebones here has this one nephew, and Hare's Ghost, if I were thirty years younger...
Shadebones: You're blind. You can't even see him.
Boneclaw Mother: [grinning] He smells adorable.