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Gabe: Who's this sorta oily, half naked fireman? Is he part of the family?
Grandma: Oh, no, sweetie. You just found Grandma's man candy.
'Would you like to lick my icing?'
— Granny Bacon, Shadow of Israphel
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.