Quotes / Dirty Old Woman

Gabe: Who's this sorta oily, half naked fireman? Is he part of the family?
Grandma: Oh, no, sweetie. You just found Grandma's man candy.

'Would you like to lick my icing?'
Granny Bacon, Shadow of Israphel

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.