Dr Fitzgerald: And they have sex. Great sex! The earth doesn't just move, it registers 8.9 on the Richter scale, mass evacuation of Southern California time. Rip-roaring, riveting, shaking shuddering sex!
DCI Bilborough: You're sick! (walks off)
DS Penhaligon: 8.9?
Dr Fitzgerald: Give or take a tremor...
DS Penhaligon: I'd sooner watch Arsenal.
— Cracker, "To Say I Love You"