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When I was young and just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head That's when my momma said, She said: "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a dentist You have a talent for causing things pain Son, be a dentist People will pay you to be inhumane Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success!" Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque. Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God! He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good! Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? ("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!") ("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!") I am your dentist And I enjoy the career that I picked I'm your dentist And I get off on the pain I inflict I thrill when I drill a bicuspid It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted And though it may cause my patients distress Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me... I know... I know that my momma's proud of me. "Oh, Momma..." 'Cause I'm a dentist... And a success! — The Dentist Song, Little Shop Of Horrors
Dr. Loboto: I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!
Dogen: I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!
"Is it safe?"
— Dr. Christian Szell, Marathon Man, during that scene.
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