->''"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, [[PurpleProse his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm.]] Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. [[IkeaErotica They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal.]] Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. [[ShootTheShaggyDog Then,]] a [[GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere hell-beast ate them.]]"''
-->-- ''Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace''

->'''Shawn''': Virgins are always safe.\\
'''Cory''': Thanks for saving me, Topanga.\\
'''Jack''': I'm dead.\\
'''Eric''': I'm dead.\\
'''Shawn''': [[TechnicalVirgin I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying]].
-->-- ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'', "And Then There was Shawn"

-> ''"Don't forget, folks,\\
that's what you get, folks,\\
for makin' whoopie."''
-->-- '''Gus Kahn''', "Makin' Whoopee"

->''"Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love?"''
-->-- '''Music/CamperVanBeethoven''', "Axe Murderer Song"

->''"No sex!"''
-->-- '''Father Malius''', ''Film/HappyHellNight''

->''"You're going to have sex? Don't! Every time someone has sex in a horror story they get murdered!"''
-->-- '''Barney''', ''Film/EvilLaugh''

->''"Dead man, I'm a dead man."''
-->-- The joking reply to ways to survive a horror movie in ''Film/{{Scream 1996}}.''

->'''Richie''': How much pheromone do you think I should put on?\\
'''Eddie''': Well I’ve already put on half—a—bottle.\\
'''Richie''': What! Are you insane? You’ll be dead by morning – [[TitleDrop death by sex!]] You’ll just be lying there and they’ll be doing it to you and doing it to you and doing it to you and⋯ I think I’ll put on half—a—bottle as well!
-->—''Bottom'', “Smells”

->''"Death to all teenagers who fuck!"''
-->-- '''The Lawnmower Killer''', ''Wacko''

->"''Don't have sex. You will get pregnant and die."''
-->--'''Coach Carr''', ''Film/MeanGirls''