%% If we had every snarky comment that every Troper found in a work of fiction posted here, then it may just break the server. Try and limit your examples to quotes that Lampshade the trope instead of demonstrating it.

->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Oh, yeah, everyone's ''real'' happy now.\\
'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?\\
'''Professor Frink:''' Are you kidding, this baby is off the chart!\\
'''Comic Book Guy:''' Ooh, a sarcasm detector! That's a ''real'' useful invention!\\
''[[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale sarcasm detector]] [[ExplosiveInstrumentation explodes]]]''

->''Their little band of adventurers needed another smart-ass like they needed ten years of bad luck.''

->'''Dilbert:''' On this graph, I have plotted the frequency of snide comments that you have made about me. I'm happy to report that the recent trend is downward. [[SnarkBait See the big dip]]?\\
'''Dogbert:''' Get out your pencil...

->'''Lashowe:''' Do you know how many Sith there are on this planet?\\
'''Jolee Bindo:''' Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!\\
'''Canderous Ordo:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Nice one, old man]].\\
'''Jolee Bindo:''' Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.

->"That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
-->--'''Alistair''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Young Girl:''' And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!\\
'''Pugsley:''' Our parents are having a baby, too.\\
'''Wednesday:''' [[BrutalHonesty They had sex.]]

->'''Meg:''' ''[nervously]'' What are you going to do if I tell you?\\
'''Erik:''' [[MythologyGag Steal her away from the pretty boy kicking and screaming, and drag her down to my underground lair to make her my eternal bride]]. ''[{{beat}}]'' I am being ''sarcastic'', of course.
-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2237049/1/Erik_The_Vampire_Hunter Erik: The Vampire Hunter]]''

->'''Clarkson:''' ''[standing in front of the Mercedes' boot]'' Are you ready for ''this''?\\
''[Clarkson pushes a button and the boot lid closes]''\\
'''May:''' That's brilliant, actually, I have to concede that, because what I've always found really difficult is this. ''[closes the boot lid by hand]''

->"Division of labor. I come up with the plans, and [[SnarkyNonHumanSidekick you]] laugh at them."
-->--'''Vlad Taltos''', ''Literature/{{Iorich}}''

->'''Actor:''' Are you always a wise-ass?\\
'''Harry:''' No, sometimes I'm asleep.
-->--'''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/BloodRites''

->'''Quinn Calle''': Rest assured, Iím not hurt in the least, that you chose to thank him before you thanked me. I mean, I was only the man who stood by and [[KarmaHoudini helped you through the system]] after the ill-timed [[spoiler: murder of Alexandria and Director Tagg,]] right in front of me, but yes. The man who gives fashion advice is a higher priority.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->'''Baco:''' There's things living down here, aren't there? Terrible scary things with very sharp teeth? And monstrously bad breath...very, very warm bad breath...that tickles the back of your neck when one is ''right'' behind you.\\
''[Baco ducks, and the monster jumps over him and attacks Wyl Tarson, only to be shot by Laynara]''\\
'''Laynara:''' I ''hate'' bad breath.\\
''[another time, the team is waiting for a saboteur to deactivate a force field protecting the communications center they're trying to break into]''\\
'''Baco:''' Wow ...I never thought there'd be so much sitting around on a suicide mission.\\
'''Wyl:''' If you'd like to volunteer to test that energy barrier, then by all means. It could be a fake, you know.\\
'''Baco:''' ''[pointing to a skeleton lying just in front of the force field]'' No, that's fine. He covered it.
-->--''Star Wars: Rebellion Volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit''

->"I've long since given up on understanding everything that happens to us. I just roll with it and make fun of the really stupid stuff."
-->--'''Garcie''', ''RolePlay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->'''Sif:''' You would call your brother a simpering Lady?\\
'''Loki:''' ''[dryly]'' The Lady Thor's womanly charm is unmatched by all but our mother.
-->--''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7022388/1/Trials_of_the_Trickster_King Trials of the Trickster King]]'', Chapter Five (No, it is ''not'' a GenderFlip fic)

->"I am moving across the country. It is moderately time-consuming."
-->--'''Alicorn''', explaining why [[http://htht.elcenia.com/index.shtml HTHT]] wouldn't update on July 28

->'''Frasier:''' When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?\\
'''Niles:''' I'm having one now.
-->--The [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Establishing Character/Relationship Moment]], ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Cylon Pilot:''' Sir, if I may.\\
'''Baltar:''' Not now. I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction.\\
'''Cylon Pilot:''' I really think you should take a look at the other battlestar.
-->--''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|1978}}''

->'''Charlie:''' I don't pay you to insult me!\\
'''[[ServileSnarker Berta]]:''' You'd have to pay me not to.

->'''Avon:''' Shut up, Tarrant.
->'''Tarrant:''' What did you say?
->'''Avon:''' I said shut up. I apologize for not realizing you are deaf.
->'''Tarrant:''' There's something else you haven't realized. I don't take any orders from you!
->'''Avon:''' Well, that's a pity, since your own ideas are so very limited.
->'''Tarrant:''' Don't try and bluff your way with me, Avon. I know what's been needling you all along. With Blake gone you thought you'd got it made, didn't you. You thought you'd got control of this ship and a crew of five who'd say "Yes, Avon, whatever you want, Avon." But you reckoned without me!
->'''Avon:''' That wouldn't be too difficult.
-->--''Blake's 7''

->'''Lana:''' CAPTAIN LAMMERS?!
->'''Archer:''' Nice read, [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Velma]].

->Frankly, Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt there'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit.
-->--'''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''

->I'm not sure if you're aware, Tom, but the mob isn't generally in the habit of electing ungodly apostates who denigrate people of faith.
-->--'''Gaius Baltar''', ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003''

->'''Vesper Lynd:''' So, as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off of your perfectly formed arse.
->'''James Bond:''' You noticed.

->'''Devon:''' We're trapped! Trapped!
->'''Cornwall:''' Stuck here with you for five hundred years.
->'''Devon''': Oh, dear, it's learned to count.
->'''Cornwall:''' If you'd got me a good lawyer, I'd have split four hundred years ago.
->'''Devon:''' Now listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted.
->'''Cornwall:''' Oh. Where d'ya usually go?

->"Don't go away angry. Just...just go away."
-->--'''Jones''', ''Film/HeartbreakRidge''

->"Haven't you heard of science's latest triumph? The doorbell."
-->--'''Waldo Lydecker''', ''Literature/{{Laura}}''

->'''Sten:''' Interesting strategy. Tell me, do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south and attack the Archdemon from the rear?
->'''Warden:''' It'll never see this coming.
->'''Sten:''' Truly, it would surprise me if my enemy counter-attacked by running away and climbing a mountain.

->'''Margo Channing:''' What are you doing here, Addison? I distinctly remember crossing you off my guest list.
->'''Addison De Witt:''' Dear Margo, you were an unforgettable Peter Pan, you must play it again soon. You remember Miss Gene Caswell?
->'''Margo:''' I do not, how do you do?

->'''Morrigan:''' I do not fear the moon so I need stories so that I may sleep at night.
->'''Leliana:''' So...you don't believe in any higher power at all? Doesn't that get lonely?
->'''Morrigan:''' Wow. You saw through my cold exterior and saw the bleating lamb just begging for love and guidance! Thank you!
->'''Leliana:''' ...you appear to be mocking me.
->'''Morrigan:''' You noticed!? Your powers of perception know no bounds!

->"She's a sarcastronaut and she rides an ironicycle."
-->--'''JP''', ''Series/FreshMeat''

->'''Teacher:''' You got one write-in vote for "Most Sarcastic"!
->'''Tino Tonitini:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. That's]] ''[[SarcasmMode exactly]]'' [[SarcasmMode how I want to be remembered]].

->'''[[FrontlineGeneral Rear Admiral Alexander Koenig]]:''' I don't believe in "[[TheEmpire galactic empires]]". ''[snorts]'' The whole idea is silly, given [[SpaceIsBig the size of the galaxy]].\\
'''[[TheCaptain Captain Randolph Buchanan]]:''' Well, the [[BigBad Sh'daar]] appear to believe in the concept, Admiral. And I doubt very much that it matters whether they agree with you on the point or not.
-->--''Literature/StarCarrier: Earth Strike''

->"Seems legit."
->"Cool story bro."

->"You want to say something snappy, now would be a good time."

->''"I provide ... much needed sarcasm."''
-->-- '''Anya Jenkins''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"Wow. Washed up at fourteen. So sad."''
-->-- '''Tadashi Hamada''', ''Disney/BigHero6''

->'''Alec Trevelyan:''' James Bond. What an unpleasant surprise.
->'''James Bond:''' We aim to please.
-->-- ''Film/{{Goldeneye}}''

->'''James Norrington:''' You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
->'''Jack Sparrow:''' But you ''have'' heard of me.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

->'''Keith:''' Er... how will we know it's the entrance to a secret passage? What does a secret passage entrance ''look'' like?
->'''Malicia:''' It won't ''look'' like one, of course!
->'''Maurice:''' Oh, ''well'', in that case I see dozens of secret passages. Doors, windows, that calendar from the Acme Poison Company, that cupboard over there, that rathole, that desk, that-
->'''Malicia:''' You're just being sarcastic.
->'''Maurice:''' Actually, I was just being flippant, but I can do sarcastic if you like.

->''"Do you have any idea how long someone as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? ''Such'' a long time."''
-->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}''

->'''Peter Hastings''': Please don't be sarcastic, Spencer.
->'''Spencer Hastings''': That's, like, the mother tongue in this house.
-->-- ''Series/PrettyLittleLiars''

->'''Helen:''' [Frustrated Daria isn't shooting at her] Daria, you could at least ''try''.
->'''Daria:''' I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "The Daria Hunter" - the PaintballEpisode.

->''"You have never been a more endangered species than you are right now."''
-->-- '''Baloo''', ''Film/TheJungleBook2016''

-> [[AC: Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - well, we ''are'' going somewhere; alarmingly fast, actually - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts.]]
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''' while [[spoiler: freefalling down a BottomlessPit]], ''VideoGame/Portal2''

->'''Lieutenant Peters:''' You wanna play cop, join the department and get yourself a badge! Until then, stay out of my way!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' You need a hint as to what you can do with your badge, Peters?
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/Supergirl1982 The Daring Adventures of Supergirl]]'' #12

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Eliza, Jeremiah ó Do you need help?\\
'''Eliza:''' Not at all! I live to work hours cleaning twenty square feet.\\
'''Supergirl:''' Sarcasm is not unique to Earth, you know.\\
'''Eliza:''' Good. You already speak my language. This adjustment process will be easy.
-->-- ''Comicbook/SupergirlRebirth'' #1

->'''Superman:''' (while standing in a spaceship, with a gaping whole blown in the side of it by a giant) Grifter, take your friend hiding in the rafters--\\
'''???:''' Deathblow.\\
'''Superman:''' Seriously? Never mind, just let me handle this--\\
'''Grifter:''' But the hull is breached!\\
'''Superman:''' You '''think'''...?
-->-- Franchise/{{Superman}}

->'''Sherman Schrader''': Yeah, cool guys. [[ASimplePlan Let's start this fake college]], and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.
-->-- ''Film/{{Accepted}}''

->'''Harry''': So what is an Unbreakable Vow?\\
'''Ron''': [[CaptainObvious Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow]].\\
'''Harry''': I figured that out for myself, funnily enough.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->'''Suicide''': It's just getting interesting, albeit in a car-wreck-reminiscent way, and you chicken out of the Duty? What does that make you?\\
'''Ithalond''': [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Isildur]]?
-->--'''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', '''Twas Many and Many a Year Ago, in a Nondescript Random Town by the Sea''

-> '''Jack Sparrow''' ''[having just proposed a plan that would put himself in danger]'' ''':''' What have you got to lose?
->'''James Norrington:''' Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

->'''Sam Vimes''' ''[while dressed in nothing but his underwear in the middle of a forest, with his friend suggesting he put some clothes on before the girl who helped rescue him comes back]'' ''':''' I'll give you five minutes to find a clothes shop, shall I?
-->-- ''Literature/TheFifthElephant''

->"Some time ago, in the cathedral of Cologne, I saw the skull of John the Baptist at the age of twelve."\\
"Really?" I exclaimed, amazed. Then, [[FridgeLogic seized by doubt]], I added, "But the Baptist was executed at a more advanced age!"\\
"The other skull must be in another treasury," [[TheSnarkKnight William]] said, with a grave face. I never understood when he was jesting. In my country, when you joke you say something and then you laugh very noisily, so that everyone shares the joke. But William laughed only when he said serious things, and [[TheComicallySerious remained very serious when he was presumably joking]].

->'''[[TheExile The Red Prince]]''': (after spotting a large pool of water) I fancy a swim.\\
'''[[VitriolicBestBuds Sebille]]''': You need a bath

->'''The Doctor:''' ''(picks up [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hydroflax's disembodied head]])'' We have to assume the body is homing in on this.\\
'''River:''' So how do we stop it?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, we could chop his head off. ''(holds up head)'' Oh, look!\\
'''River:''' Does sarcasm help?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Husbands of River Song"

->'''Carol:''' So what have you been doing besides studying, Scott?\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott Summers]]:''' Well, on my off time, I've saved the world a couple of times from evil mutants. I joined a cult and then overthrew its leader because he was badly mistreating his people. That, of course, is after the head of the cult tried to sacrifice me to a demon. After I overthrew the old leader, the members of the cult voted me their leader. I made everyone get jobs and outlawed human sacrifice. I helped them fix up their boarding house and open a soup kitchen for the homeless in its basement. I also organized a band for them, and they're playing at the children's hospital cancer ward benefit next month. Other than that, not much; it's been a slow month.\\
'''Carol:''' (to Xavier) He's learning to express a sense of humor.\\
'''Xavier:''' Yes, Scott is learning to express a sense of humor; a very dry one.\\
'''Scott:''' (looking innocently) That's me, sir, life of the party.\\
'''Carol:''' All I have to do is teach you how to smile now.\\
'''Scott:''' Putting a smile on my face is like putting pastel colors on Wednesday Adams. Some things should just never be done.
-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''

->A totally respectable showing. I mean, BEFORE you messed up and ended up dead.
-->--'''The Killer''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack

->Apparently pressing a couple of buttons is more difficult than I had previously thought.
-->--'''M.O.T.H.E.R''', ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack