[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->Now no one can heal you!
-->-- '''Freiza''' after [[spoiler: [[ShootTheMedicFirst killing Dende with his Death Beam]]]], ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

->Even if you [[FusionDance fuse]], you'll be no match for me... but why take the chance? I'll kill you both now!
-->-- '''Majin Buu''' to Goku and Gohan, ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

->'''Ash:''' Hey, I know! Mewtwo can't capture them if they're already inside their Pokeballs! Bulbasaur, Squirtle, return!\\
(''Bulbasaur and Squirtle go into their Pokéballs'')\\
'''Mewtwo:''' It is no use. \\
(''Mewtwo's modified Pokéballs absorb the regular ones'')\\
'''Ash:''' What?!\\
'''Mewtwo:''' It is futile to try and escape my power.
-->-- ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''


[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Dragon King:''' Oh great! Is this where we're supposed to exchange [[YouFightLikeACow witty remarks]]?\\
'''Spider-Girl:''' Actually, I was hoping we could skip that part and jump right to where [[EvilGloating you tell me your origin which will hopefully give me a few subtle clues on how to defeat you]].\\
'''Dragon King:''' Do you really think I'm that stupid?\\
'''Spider-Girl:''' You don't want to know.
-->-- ''ComicBook/SpiderGirl'' #4

->Do it? Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Ozymandias]]''', ''Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}''

->Can you run? You should run. Seriously, you want to run. Okay. What do you know? What do you have? No, lose the swords. Sai trump swords. Flock tactics. She attacks, you back off. Don't engage until someone can lock down the sai with a chain, then go ''en masse''. (''{{beat}}, shocked expression'') ''En masse'' means '''everyone at once'''. I know you're a ninja but.... Just do it! Listen to me: you have a choice... strictly following the ancient code of ninjutsu and being a dead ninja or going in like I say and ''maybe'' being a live ninja.
-->-- '''[[NewMutants Prodigy]]''' giving phone advice to a bunch of {{mook}}s, ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers'' vol.2 #6


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''Goon:''' Gordon's dead.\\
'''Bane:''' So show me the body.
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

->Siamese fighting fish, fascinating creatures. Brave, but on the whole stupid. Yes they're stupid. Except for the occasional one such as we have here who lets the other two fight. While he waits. Waits until the survivor is so exhausted that he cannot defend himself, and then like [[NebulousEvilOrganization SPECTRE]]... he strikes!
-->-- '''Ernst Stavro Blofeld''', ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove''

->'''James Bond:''' Do you expect me to talk?\\
'''Goldfinger:''' No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
-->-- ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''

->I'm not threatening you. As you can see, I'm unarmed- (''BLAM'') ...I am of course [[BulletproofVest wearing full body armor.]] I am not a moron.
-->-- '''The Operative''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->'''Artemus Gordon''': If I may make one last request... that she aim for my heart - [[BulletproofVest the heart that loved this country so much.]]\\
'''Loveless''': ...Shoot him in the head.\\
'''Artemus Gordon''': [-Damn!-]
-->-- ''Film/WildWildWest''



->'''Nicodemus:''' I take it that this is the portion of the conversation where I reveal my plans to you?\\
'''Harry:''' What have you got to lose?\\
'''Nicodemus:''' And apparently you expect me to tell you of any vulnerabilities I might have as well. I am wounded by the lack of professional respect that implies.\\
'''Harry:''' Chicken.
-->-- ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', ''Death Masks''

->{{I want them alive}} if possible. If not - if not, I'll understand.
-->-- '''Grand Admiral Thrawn''', ''[[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Dark Force Rising]]''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''[[SerialKiller George Marks]]''': (''in the interrogation room'') We are just talking, here. Right?\\
'''Scotty Valens''': Exactly. Just talking.\\
'''George Marks''': Now I'm free to walk out. Any time I want. Most people think they have to stay. Talk... Dumb civilians.\\
'''Scotty Valens''': Not you, though.\\
'''George Marks''': (''waves his head slowly, smiling'')
-->-- ''Series/ColdCase'', "Mind Hunters"

->Anyway. Why don't we stop and have a nice little chat while I [[JustBetweenYouAndMe tell you all my plans]] and you can work out a way to stop me, I ''don't'' think!
-->-- '''The Master''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Utopia"

->[[JustBetweenYouAndMe Now I could talk for a long time, in order to let you have time to find something to save your butts]], [[DefiedTrope but I'll go straight to the part where I explode you one after the other]]!
-->-- '''[[DragonInChief Carla Burnelle]]''', ''Series/FlandersCompany''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->No, you'll warrant no villain's exposition from me!
-->-- '''Jon Irenicus''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGate II''

->Well, in that case... it seems I had less to worry about than I thought.
-->-- '''Doviculus''' after [[spoiler:killing the leader of the humans]], ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''.

->'''Hoyt''': What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} bluffing]]'', won't you, Sam? \\
'''Sam''': Ja.\\
'''Hoyt''': Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. (''poker game continues before Hoyt suddenly grabs a knife and shanks [[spoiler:Sam]] in the neck'') Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we?]] (''beat'') [[KnewItAllAlong Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is,]] [[BlatantLies it's slipped my mind.]] '''''How stupid do you think I am?!''''' We should keep playing. [[KickTheDog Dealer's on the left, right?]] Guess he's sitting this one out...
-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

->I am actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier... So that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing ''[[SelfDemonstrating/{{GlaDOS}} her]]'', and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One, no portal surfaces; two, start the neurotoxin ''immediately''; three, bomb-proof shields for me, leading directly into number four: bombs for throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin! I'm joking, of course. Goodbye.
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Wheatley]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->I got what I came for, and I need to be moving on: places to go, spells to cast... gods to wake. [[EvilGloating Spoiler alert: we'll fight, I'll win, you'll track me down again - just in time to watch your world tumble into chaos]]. Title scroll, lights come back up. [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Oh wait - no, they won't!]] If I ''could'' kill you, I would. I really, really would; I don't like leaving matters unresolved. I'd do it cleanly and painlessly - none of the fancy stuff, I'm not that sort of villain, no StageMagician. I take pride in my work, and I'm not afraid to get my hands... Filthy. But, unless I grind you to a fine dust, [[SentientPhlebotinum the fucking Bees]] [[ResurrectiveImmortality will just whisk you away to safety]]. I've seen it happen enough times. I'll just make sure you're stuck here a while, so I can get on with things. Farewell...
-->-- '''Freddy Beaumont''', ''Videogame/TheSecretWorld''

->It would be unfair to make you fight all four advisers at once, but... Fair treatment was never shown to my people. I'm just returning the favor.
-->-- '''Kael'thas Sunstrider''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->We haven't moved on them because you don't want [[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the modern mercs]]]. You want [[[MacGuffinDeliveryService The Administrator]]]. And they don't know where she is. Yet. But they're close. She'll have to reveal herself soon. When she does? We'll kill all of them. ''You'll'' get your [[AppliedPhlebotinum rocks]]. And ''we'd'' [[OnlyInItForTheMoney better get paid]].
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortressClassic Classic Heavy]]''' to Gray Mann, [[SupplementalMaterial/TeamFortress2 "A Cold Day in Hell"]]

->"No monologue? ... You're not going to explain how you did it? How you're going to deal with my teammates or explain what happened to me?"\\
He answered with a pull of the trigger.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat But you said yourself that was impossible.]]
-->-- '''Azula''', ''after'' one-shotting Aang from behind in the middle on his TransformationSequence, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->Rule One: Good supervillains never leave the heroes alive, dummy.\\
Rule Two: Countdown clocks are for hacks!
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''' proves he's learned from his mistakes, ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''

->Someone has interfered with the main terminal! (''pulls out a remote control'') Luckily for me, [[CrazyPrepared I anticipated such an event.]]
-->-- '''Jose''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Cybersix}}'' episode 11

->Our showdown, while inevitable, is premature. Although it would be the simplest thing for me to take away your bending right now, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim I won't.]] You'd only become a martyr. Benders of every nation would rally behind your untimely demise, but I assure you, [[TheChessmaster I have a plan.]] And I'm saving you for last, then you'll get your duel, [[BreakingSpeech and I will destroy you.]]
-->--'''Amon''' to [[PhysicalGod Avatar Korra]], ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

->I've got to turn up the power... Wait, what am I worrying about? There's no way Mega Man can stop my Robo-Spider! (''{{beat}}'') I'm not taking any chances. (''turns up power'')
-->-- '''Dr. Wily''', ''WesternAnimation/MegaMan'', "Robo-Spider"

->'''Aku''': Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.]]\\
'''Jack''': Your wordplay will not trick me, villain! (''attacks'') \\
'''Aku''': I'll be back, Samurai - you'll see! Bwah-ha-ha-ha! (''flutters over the horizon, then reappears'') See what I mean?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', "Jack versus Aku"

->'''Franchise/JamesBond''': At least [[JustBetweenYouAndMe tell me the details of your plan for world domination]]!\\
'''Blofeld''': (''chuckling'') Oh no, I'm not falling for ''that'' one again!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"