->'''Crossover''': and now I'm ✝rying ✝o con✝ac✝ Ba✝ori ✝o know her a li✝✝le more, and maybe ✝ry ✝o have a be✝✝er con✝ac✝ wi✝h her ✝han wi✝h ✝he ✝wo o✝hers.
->'''Crossover''': so far she doesn'✝ answer.
->'''Renart Azeban''': [[Literature/TheFourGospels Dô nôt wôrry, dêAr Crôss]].
->'''Renart Azeban''': [[Literature/TheFourGospels Shê's jûst dêAd fôr nôw]].
->'''Crossover''': can you repea✝ ✝his las✝ sen✝ence?
-->-- ''Webcomic/AlabasterTheDoomedSession'', [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=236&p=1416 here]].

->'''Bartman:''' We've defeated the aliens -- but at such a terrible cost! Radioactive Man is --\\
'''Radioactive Man:''' Ooooh!\\
'''Bartman:''' -- He's alive! I should have known! [[LampshadeHanging He always comes back in the comics]]!
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/TheSimpsons Bartman]]'' issue #3, "The Final Collision!"

->"*sniff* Why don't they ever check for a pulse?"\\
-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' (saying what we all thought at ''some'' point)

->''"You'd be surprised what you can live through."''
-->-- '''Genie''' [[spoiler:and later '''Iago''']], ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar''

->'''Chester A. Bum:''' But then the evil Shadow Man appears, and [[spoiler: Ray the lightning bug]] tries to stop him. "[[spoiler: Ray the lightning bug]] to save the day!" But then the Shadow Man is like.. ''([[spoiler: claps to make a swatting sound effect, and then wipes his hand on his jacket]])''
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' And I'm thinking to myself 'Oh, he'll be okay, he's a comic relief, he can survive anything'. ''(in a stunned and subdued tone)'' But no, he's dead.
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]] commenting on ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

->''[Sadira] comes up from behind and smacks the Witches back into the hole they came out of! But the third one grabs her leg and pulls her down with her! Aladdin races to the hole to save Sadira from eternal imprisonment in a realm with three angry witches, but his grip loosens! Sadira falls into the mists, [[HeroicSacrifice sacrificing herself to save the kingdom!]]''
->''Everyone sniffles over the loss, but....[[GenreSavvy yeah right]], [[LampshadeHanging this is a Disney cartoon]].''
->''Sure enough, she comes back in ten seconds.[[labelnote:explanation]]Sadira yanked the staff away from the head witch and used it to rise back up, then close the portal for good. Now she's okay and everyone's happy![[/labelnote]]''
-->--'''Website/PlatypusComix''', "Five Best ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries'' Eps"

->'''Yami:''' No. You can't be dead! Otherwise, [[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment 4Kids]] would've censored it!

->'''Superman:''' So you saved the day.\\
'''Captain America:''' Yeah we did!\\
'''Batman:''' Yeah, none of us were really worried for you.\\
'''Black Widow:''' Excuse me? Fury almost died!\\
'''Batman:''' Yeah, and he didn't. I'm sensing a pattern here...[[Series/AgentsOfSHIELD Coulson]], [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Stark]], [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Loki]]...\\
''([[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Rocket and Baby Groot]] pass by while Batman rattles off those names)''\\
'''Batman:''' ...you thought they were gone, and then they weren't. You should be careful with that.\\
'''Captain America:''' Be careful coming back to life? What does that even mean?\\
'''Black Widow:''' Didn't ''you'' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises fake your own death]]?\\
'''Batman:''' Well sure, but I can get away with that sort of thing.\\
'''Superman:''' Do ''not'' ask him why!\\
'''Batman:''' ''(whispering in Widow's ear)'' [[CatchPhrase Because I'm Batman.]]\\
'''Superman:''' ''(groans)'' He has a point, though. You keep dying and bringing people back to life, nobody will accept it if one of you actually gets killed someday.\\
'''Captain America:''' ''(laughs)'' None of us are gonna die! That's silly talk.\\
'''Batman:''' Okay, well we'll see.
-->--''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded'', "How ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'' Should Have Ended"

->''but now im at least 99% sure that [[spoiler:davesprite]] is DEFINITELY dead and wont suddenly reappear as a stupid surprise or anything'' [[note]] He does, and gets fused with Nepetasprite. [[/note]]
-->--Dave Strider, ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''