Apple pie? That's crazy.
—Chef Zadi, upon being informed that someone, soon to be him, was about to be using the pie crust for a pizza.
I'm going to need you to go to hell.
—One contestant in response to teasing from an opponent who just dished out a nasty sabotage to the speaker.
Let's not confuse healthy eating with a hot dog.
—Judge Simon Majumdar to a contestant who put avocado on a chili cheese dog.
I don't know if I should eat it or wrestle it.
—Judge Simon Majumdar about a contestant's very abundant salad.
I feel bad now. Or do I?
—Chef Carolina about hitting another with a super-nasty sabotage.
I hate you very much right now.
—The victim, Chef Craig, of the above speaker, Chef Carolina.
Alton is an evil genius!
—Chef Kathy, having to deal with the "Lazy Suzette" spinning prep station.
Your protein... I think it's chicken.
—Judge Jet Tila, tasting a contestant's Chicken (in a can) Parmesan.
Bacon is a crutch.
—Alton Brown to a contestant trapped in the pantry before a hamburger challenge.
This is the best day ever!
—Alton Brown, upon trapping all three of the chefs in the pantry.
I've never seen that done before. There's a reason for it. It's a bad idea.
—Alton Brown, commentating on a chef cooking a pork tenderloin by throwing it in a pot of boiling water.
This is the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.
—Anonymous Tumblr user
Don't use the word "rustic." Do you know what "rustic" translates to in Cutthroat Kitchen? Sloppy, disgusting.
—Alton Brown, giving advice to a chef
