->''No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens''
--> --'''UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln'''

->''A phone this powerful can do almost anything, [[LampshadeHanging so now we can fill the internet with even more cats!]]''
--> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HrQbjPjbBA This]] Nexus S 4G commercial

->''"Side note: Kittens make everything better."''
-->--[[http://youtu.be/z0hq4bBnYIM Sauza Tequila]]

->''I can't believe you could have a heart failure just from being ''sad.'' I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?\\
(cut to {{imagine spot}})\\
--> '''JD''' from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->''Aw, look, a cute kitten. Here's a fifty dollar savings bond.''
--> Bystander to Nermal, from ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''

->''"edison made special lectricky machine for playing messages from future.\\
in future, all messages are on thing called World Wide Intar Wub.\\
World Wide Intar Wub is for showing pictures of cats.\\
[[Webcomic/EdisonHateFuture edison hate future]]."''

->'''Fluttershy''': I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it! Yes he does...\\
'''Kitten''': Mew! ''*nuzzles Rainbow Dash and generally looks adorable*''\\
'''Fluttershy''': ... aww, look, he likes you!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''', ''May the Best Pet Win!'' [[note]]Unfortunately, Dashie is not looking for a pet who's "cute."[[/note]]

->''"I keep thinking: okay, that's the cutest thing ever, and then she does something cuter and completely resets the whole scale."''
-->-- '''Willow''' re [[FormallyNamedPet Miss Kitty Fantastico]], ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-> ''"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur; Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr...."''
-->-- Any handy female friend to '''Dr Sheldon Cooper''' in times when he feels distressed, in ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''