->'''Mabel Pines''': The ancient Aztec's Chest Skull was the modern equivalent to today's 'Orange you happy, mon?'\\
'''Dipper Pines:''' Yes, Aztec war paint was [[{{Dissimile}} exactly like a Rasta orange]]."''

->'''Doctor:''' ''Voyager'' wasn't a "warship"! We were explorers!\\
'''Quarren:''' Yes, I know. Trying to get home, to Mars.\\
'''Doctor:''' '''''EARTH!''''' You see, you couldn't even get ''that'' right!
-->--''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Living Witness"

->I was there when he shot Burt Reynolds!
-->--'''Larry Lovage''', on WillieNelson in ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry''

!!!Web original
->In nature, [[ComicBook/{{Spider-Man}} spiders]] have many natural enemies. There is one main predator they always have to watch out for. The mighty octopus. Their tentacles of sheer fury are fierce opponents. Only through agility, resolution, and quick banter can the amazing spider atone for the danger he faces.
-->-- ''[[http://lolilovesvenom.livejournal.com/ Loli Loves Venom #32]]'' (why you should not ask ComicBook/{{Venom}} for homework help).

->'''[[Series/GamingInTheClintonYears George Wood]]''': ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' is no different from the series' last installments in terms of execution. \\
'''Diabetus''': Uh, except for just about everything?\\
'''slowbeef''': The Materia, the active time battles...?\\
'''Diabetus''': It's on a ''PlayStation?''\\
'''slowbeef''': Uh, [[FailedASpotCheck the fucking snowboarding minigame that you're showing]]?
-->-- ''Navgtr Responds to the Fans'', WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}

->'''Noah:''' (authoritative) Watch enough wrestling and you learn to recognize the setups: This'll be a powerslam...\\
'''Announcer:''' OH! What a bodyslam.\\
'''Noah:''' --'''''[[BigWhat WHAT!]]''''' ''That's'' not a bodyslam!\\
'''Announcer:''' Takes the punch! Kurt does a flying bodyslam...\\
'''Noah:''' Oh for christsake....That's a cross body block! Can we agree that a bodyslam involves, at minimum, ''picking up'' the other guy?\\
'''Announcer:''' Watch this flying body slam!\\
'''Noah:''' ''Cross body block!'' Is anything '''not''' a bodyslam in this game? ...I don't even know what a "powerslam" is anymore. But judging from the card it's the [[Wrestling/TedDiBiase "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase]] throwing-- a CROSS BODY BLOCK! '''''YOU NAMED THE GAME''''' after it!!
-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]], "Black Hole of Board Games" (''VOSTFR - Power Slam VCR Wrestling'')

->...Creator/HGWells is separated from almost all actual representation of his history. The list of historical howlers about Wells is huge -- his accent is wrong, his hair color is wrong, he goes by Herbert instead of George, heís inexplicably well off, he appears to believe in God... Indeed, about the only meaningful trait Herbert displays in terms of him being HG Wells is that heíll supposedly [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis write several books based on these experiences.]] But, of course, the plots of his books donít really resemble Timelash either.
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/05/by-no-means-most-interesting-timelash.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} Timelash]]"

->What might have been a trenchant idea, that copyright law is outdated and does nothing but leash creativity, is undermined by Matt Yglesias [[StopHelpingMe and his poo-filled head]]. His argument is based around the author who took over writing James Bond novels complaining that he has to please too many people, including IanFleming's estate, and it makes writing a James Bond book hard. Yglesias then points to SherlockHolmes, a character no longer under copyright, and all the wonderful Sherlock Holmes stories not written by Arthur Conan Doyle. Because the ultimate creativity is writing fan fiction that never matches or surpasses the original work, and we need to get rid of copyright law [[ChewbaccaDefense so we can have more fan fiction]]. Thanks, bro. Really thought about that one.
-->--'''''SomethingAwful''''', [[http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/matt-yglesias-slate/1/ "The Stupidest Articles from Slate's Matt Yglesias in 2013"]]

->First off, we get some hooey about {{the Roaring Twenties}} being great for poor people (in reality, income inequality drastically increased) and how [[TheGreatDepression the 1929 crash]] was not really caused by speculation. Yes, the stupidity starts this early.
-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on "historian" Amity Shales

->In a way the Texas Board of Education is the very symbol of American lunacy...Leo is perhaps particularly famous for getting the childrenís book ''Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?'' by Bill Martin expunged from the elementary school curriculum because a Google search revealed that Bill Martin had also written [[RedScare a book on Marxism]] -- never mind that this was a completely different Bill Martin.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2011/08/234-terri-leo.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'' on Terri Leo a.k.a. Sultana of the Texas Taliban

->The occasional mistake is one thing. Consistent and complete lack of research is another. And for the love of God, authors, is it that difficult to hand your manuscript to a native speaker of the foreign tongue you're attempting to mangle and ask them 'Look, [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike would somebody actually say something like this in your language]], or did I just inadvertently reveal my hero's latent homosexual tendencies by having him address the heroine by the masculine form of 'my darling' throughout the book?'
-->--Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, [[http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/book/outtakes/top-ten-signs-youre-reading-a-very-bad-romance-novel/ "Top Ten Signs You're Reading A Very Bad Romance Novel"]]

->''There are attempts to address some fandom controversies in this work, including Cassandra Clare, author of Literature/TheMortalInstruments series, who plagiarized from a romance author back in her fanfic writing days. Jamison undercuts the plagiarism by saying "Isn't all fanfic copyright infringement anyway?"'' [[note]][[UsefulNotes/FairUse No.]] [[/note]]
-->-- Commenter '''Rose''' [[https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17675435-fic reviewing]] Anne Jamison's ''Fic: Why Fanfiction is Taking Over the World''

->''Dear Daily Mail, there's a thing called a search engine, use it\\
If you'd Googled my tits in advance you'd have found that your photos are hardly exclusive.''
-->--Music/AmandaPalmer, "Dear Daily Mail"