"Strawberries will impress your friends, but that's about it. Only collect them if you really want to!"
— Celeste
"Ho ho! You did it! You devoted your precious winter break towards unlocking an item with purely cosmetic value!"
— Bee Bear, Bee Swarm Simulator
"If the takeover happens sooner, you can get a platinum achievement! It's pretty meaningless, but gives you the illusion you're doing something with your life."
— Unicorn, Final Deployment 4: Queen Battle Walkthrough
"You have performed outstandingly at the Rhythm Rally Table Tennis Tourney, so we would like to present you with this certificate of achievement.
What? You want to know if you won? Oh, we don't know. See, winning and losing don't matter when you have such a delightfully rhythmical rally. And here's your certificate!"
What? You want to know if you won? Oh, we don't know. See, winning and losing don't matter when you have such a delightfully rhythmical rally. And here's your certificate!"
— Space Gramps, Chairman of the Rhythm League, Rhythm Heaven
"But wait! You get separate completion rewards for the Thing Stickers and the Battle Stickers! So, what's our reward for getting all 64 Thing Stickers? ...A Music Gallery. Where I can't even PICK what song I want to listen to, I have to manually cycle through all 29 songs until I find a song I want. And what's my prize for collecting the more time-intensive 96 Battle Stickers? ...An Enemy Gallery. That I have to pay a coin in order to use. Where, once again, I cannot choose which enemy I want to see. And my time can run out, meaning I have to pay yet ANOTHER coin in order to continue viewing them. I have never felt such vitriolic, defeated rage toward another piece of digital entertainment. This is worse than no prize. I have listened to these songs. I have seen these enemies, for free. I could do either WHENEVER I want to with more control than the Sticker Museum gives me. The Postcard from SUNSHINE is better than this, at least THAT'S something new, you never see it before it shows up."
