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Bane: [walking into a conference room holding a credit card statement] JOSHUA!
Joshua: Whaddup Bane?
Bane: I just saw the statement for the Legion Corporate card your uncle Penguin gave you. Did you put a down payment on a bounty to kill Harley Quinn?
Joshua: What? Pfft, no!
Bane: YOU ARE A LYING LIAR!
Joshua: OKAY YES! SHE RUINED MY BAR MITZVAH, I WANT HER DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! [Joshua pounds the table each time he screams "Dead"]
Bane: The credit card is for emergencies only! [puts on a pair of reading glasses] But your bill is all candy and vape pens and something suspiciously labeled "Dolphin encounter"! When you put out a hit, you pay in cash!
Joshua: Okay, fine! I'll cancel it!
Bane: Already done, because I am this credit card's reckoning! [pulls out a pair of scissors and fruitlessly attempts to cut the credit card] I am cutting this card, and I am cutting it in half!
Joshua: No! Please, I hate when you do this, Bane!
Bane: The blades are dull.
Joshua: Bane!
Bane: I will bend it! [Bane bends the card, to Joshua's horror]
Joshua: DON'T DO THAT!
Bane: Too late! Do you think I want to be Credit Card Paying Man? I have dreams too!
Harley Quinn (2019): Bensonhurst

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