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-->--''WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn'': '''Bensonhurst'''

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->'''Bane''': ''[walking into a conference room holding a credit card statement]'' JOSHUA!
->'''Joshua''': Whaddup Bane?
->'''Bane''': I just saw the statement for the Legion Corporate card your uncle Penguin gave you. Did you put a down payment on a bounty to kill Harley Quinn?
->'''Joshua''': What? Pfft, no!
->'''Bane''': YOU ARE A LYING LIAR!
->'''Joshua''': OKAY YES! SHE RUINED MY BAR MITZVAH, I WANT HER DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! ''[Joshua pounds the table each time he screams "Dead"]''
->'''Bane''': The credit card is for emergencies only! ''[puts on a pair of reading glasses]'' But your bill is all candy and vape pens and something suspiciously labeled "Dolphin encounter"! When you put out a hit, you pay in cash!
->'''Joshua''': Okay, fine! I'll cancel it!
->'''Bane''': Already done, because I am this credit card's reckoning! ''[pulls out a pair of scissors and fruitlessly attempts to cut the credit card]'' I am cutting this card, and I am cutting it in half!
->'''Joshua''': No! Please, I hate when you do this, Bane!
->'''Bane''': The blades are dull.
->'''Joshua''': Bane!
->'''Bane''': I will bend it! ''[Bane bends the card, to Joshua's horror]''
->'''Joshua''': DON'T DO THAT!
->'''Bane''': Too late! Do you think I want to be Credit Card Paying Man? I have dreams too!
-->--''WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn'': '''Bensonhurst'''

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