Quotes / Comedic Underwear Exposure

Cindy: I see London! I see France!
Carl: You've got good eye sight.

Calvin: Of all the days to have worn the underpants with the little rocket-ships on them...

Honey, where are my paaaaaaaants? (canned laughter)

Rodney: No, please don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see!
(belt breaks, Rita's pants slip, and he barely grabs onto her legs while pressing his face against her boxers)
Rodney: (awkwardly) That wasn't on the list...
Rita: AHH! HEY!