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[[folder:Literature]]

->''"The writing was okay, I guess. But I couldn't take it anymore after [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry returned from his first run-in with the Dementors]] to find the [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Ring Wraiths]] had burned the [[Franchise/StarWars Lars Homestead]].\\\
It seems like I already heard these stories before... only thing is, the names sound different."''
-->-- '''Grandma''', ''Ceremony''

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->''"You know, you're fast becoming a prey to every cliché-ridden convention in the American West."''
-->--'''[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]''' to Dodo, [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS3E8TheGunfighters}} "The Gunfighters"]]

->''"I can see it now: the lonely little girl [[ABoyAndHisX befriended by empathetic aliens who teach her how to smile]]. It's enough to make you go out and buy a television set. ''Next!''"''
-->--Pulp writer '''Herbert Ross''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Far Beyond the Stars")

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[[folder:Newspapers]]

->''"The catalogue of clichés and obvious situations is as long as the play, which seemed endless. At each rise of the curtain it was possible not only to anticipate the argument but the phrasing of the lines. Probably the only thing that kept the audience from [[FinishingEachOthersSentences chanting the speeches with the actors]] was the [[YankTheDogsChain incurable optimism]] implicit in theatregoing which engenders the hope that the author just could not dare to use such familiar stuff: 'Doctor, [[SoapOperaDisease he's just got to get well!]]' -- 'Go ahead, son, [[ManlyTears every man has to cry sometime]],' etc."''
-->-- '''Donald Maggini''', quoted by George Jean Nathan in his review of the play ''Winged Victory'' by Moss Hart

->''"In due course we arrive at the Mirror Scene: ''"She was not even comforted by the sight of her naturally rosy skin, her round shoulders, the hair which fell down to her hips and took four buckets of rain water to wash."'' The Nubile Scene: ''"She had always avoided undressing even in front of other women, because she was ashamed of her breasts, which were [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment large, big and generous]] even for a woman of her build."'' Wisdom Phrases: ''"The dangers of beauty are well known: narcissism, irresponsibility, selfishness."'' Or, ''"Evil people always support each other; that is their chief strength."'' [[IceCreamKoan Like Hitler and Stalin?]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''The Top Ten Best Sellers According to the Sunday New York Times as of January 7, 1973''

->''"I had already taken in a Deanna Durbin musical and had just settled down miserably to a 1938 Warner Brothers gangster movie called ''{{Angels with Dirty Faces}}''. Then it happened. Midway through the first reel, one of the supporting players snarled, ''"Them rotten coppers [[TemptingFate will never get Rocky Sullivan]]--[[PrideBeforeAFall he's too smart for them]],"'' and at that instant I knew, as if by magic, everything that was going to take place during the rest of the movie, right down to that final scene where Rocky Sullivan would be dragged screaming to the electric chair... it suddenly dawned on me that the early scenes of virtually every Hollywood movie of that era contained a similar moment of précis--a brief exchange of dialogue, or, in some instances, merely one line, that [[CaptainObviousReveal gave away the entire film]]... Once the experienced viewer extracted this essence he could switch off his set and go to bed, where simply by adding a generous amount of mental hot water he could turn it into a full-length feature, creating what I've lately come to think of as the Instant Movie, a potion that can be consumed in two or three fast gulps just before sleep."''
-->-- '''Thomas Meehan''', "Add Hot Water; Serves Fourteen Million"

->''"''Film/{{Armageddon}} ''reportedly used the services of nine writers. Why did it need any?"''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

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[[folder:Video Games]]

->[[AC:WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS]]\\
[[AC:no, that's the zombies]]
-->-- [[BathroomStallGraffiti Competing graffiti]], ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''

->''"WHAT'S THIS? THE VAULT HUNTER IS BREAKING INTO TORGUE SECURITY! WHAT A RENEGADE! A RENEGADE COP WHO DON'T PLAY BY NOBODY'S RULES UNTIL THE COMMISSIONER ASSIGNS HIM A TALKING ROBOT DOG FOR A PARTNER WHO HELPS HIM TRACK DOWN THE CRIME SYNDICATE THAT MURDERED HIS FAMILY ALL THE WHILE TEACHING HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LIFE IN THE PROCESS THURSDAYS AT NINE!"''
-->-- '''[[NoIndoorVoice Mr. Torgue]]''', ''{{Videogame/Borderlands 2}}''

->In a world... where people live... and die.
-->"Do you think you can just go in there and handle this by yourself!?"
-->"If that's what it takes."
->He was about to meet his greatest foe.
-->"Kill them all. Alllll of them"
->And a girl.
-->"Hello."
-->"Hi."
->And a comic relief sidekick who won't make it to Act III.
-->"I picked the wrong month to cancel my life insurance."
-->"No, don't say that. You're going to make it."
->With a guy from that other movie that was slightly popular and whats-her-name from that show you sometimes watch, in a movie with spectacular CGI battle-sequences, and an advertising campaign that will leave you no choice but to see this film. See it, because it's a movie, and all your friends are going. In theaters Friday and on DVD in three months.
-->-- Radio ad from ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"If the cheap gray suit doesn't tip you off to [[Creator/ChristopherWalken Walken's]] chosen profession, he helpfully waves around the empty coffee cup of [[AndAnotherThing the Shopworn But Still Wily Police Detective.]] I'm surprised he doesn't take a flask from his coat pocket and fill the cup."''
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''{{Film/Gigli}}''

->''"One day this hot babe shows up and is like, 'Yo. Hercules. My dad, JohnHurt, is getting totally douched by this warlord. We'll pay you mad gold nuggets if you come help. Also, centaurs are real.' So Hercules is like fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, even though Hercules is getting too old for this shit, and they bop over to Thrace in their hero-chariots to do John Hurt a solid...Of course John Hurt immediately looks at the girl one and goes, 'I fear that the task ahead might not be suitable for a woman,' so she's like oh yeah? BOOSH. And she shoots an arrow really good. And John Hurt's eyebrows are all, 'What sorcery is this!?!? It looks like a woman, but it [[YouGotSpunk acts like a human being, kind of]]!' And Hercules is like [pat, pat] on her widdle head."''
-->--'''[[http://jezebel.com/brett-ratners-hercules-is-bullshit-and-i-will-never-for-1611083867 Lindy West]]''', "Brett Ratner's ''[[{{Film/Hercules2014}} Hercules]]'' Is Bullshit and I Will Never Forgive Him"

->''"It’s ironic that a movie based on a superhero who’s power is derived from his imagination is so [[FollowTheLeader derivative and unimaginative]]."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2011/06/23/green-lantern-martin-campbell-2011/ on]] ''Film/GreenLantern''

->''"''Smallville'' is a story you can find many other places, better executed, and without the excess fat. ''Smallville''[='=]s like walking to work when you usually drive. Except [[InsultToRocks it doesn’t get you exercise, and the music sucks]]. "''
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

->''"If you ever saw a chase scene from ''Franchise/LawAndOrder'', a movie where a guy has to [[BombDisposal disarm a bomb]], or a scene where someone has to [[TheCaper go undercover in a casino]], watch that instead. Nick Wolfe does all those things, and he does it in the most boring way possible. The only fun that can be derived from most of his scenes is [[SerialNumbersFiledOff naming off all the movies his character is ripping off from]] as he speaks."''
-->--''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/19/highlander-the-raven/ The Screamsheet]]'' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: The Raven''

->''"If you held a gun to the head of the most secluded Eskimo seal farmer and said, "List California stereotypes," you would not be able to distinguish his list from a ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV GTA V]]'' Mission FAQ."''\\\
'''Eskimo:''' B-breast implants! Bottled water! T-traffic! '''Please!''' This is no way to write a video game!
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-critics-love-about-gta-v-that-actually-suck/ 5 Things Critics Love About GTAV That Actually Suck]]"

->''"[[DiscreditedTrope The gimmicks are all old.]] [[ManBehindTheMan The enemy who turns out to be a front of the real enemy.]] [[EvilMentor The mentor who turns out to be your enemy.]] [[FaceHeelTurn The companions who turn on you forcing a showdown.]] [[SadisticChoice The companions who make you choose which of them is going to die.]] [[DarkAndTroubledPast The dark secrets of your companions.]] It was innovative in its time, but it's all been done over and over again."''
-->-- [[http://spaceramblings.com/bioware-sucks/ Spaceramblings']] criticism of {{Bioware}}.

->''"There are too many stories about hot elf chicks and poor village boys. Or [[FarmBoy farm boys]], whatever. They all seem to get their [[DoomedHometown villages burned down]] and a [[YouKilledMyFather parent murdered]] here and there by a [[EvilOverlord dark overlord]]. And thus begins another cliche-plot!"''
-->-- '''[[http://hownottorunacomic.comicgenesis.com/d/19940702.html Soap Committee]]''', ''How Not to Run a Comic''

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[[folder: Web Video]]

->'''Joe:''' Sometimes, the only way to deal with a madman is ''[[BoxedCrook to send in another madman]].''\\
[beat]\\
'''Linkara:''' That's a stupid plan.\\
'''Joe:''' Exactly! ''A stupid plan for a stupid man.''\\
'''Linkara:''' Are you high?!
-->-- ''{{WebVideo/Kickassia}}''

->''"I mean, I realize [[TropesAreNotBad these are all cliches for a reason]], but they're gleaned from multiple sources; it's not like there's '''one''' movie with '''''ALL''''' of these things -- until now."''
-->--''[[Website/TheAgonyBooth Good Bad Flicks]]'' and Creator/AllisonPregler on ''Lethal'' (2005)

->'''Mall Santa:''' I'm [[ThatOneCase not a detective anymore.]]\\
'''Jack:''' ''(watching)'' This is henceforth called ''Everything!: The Movie''.
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst Best of the Worst]] Christmas Special'' on ''{{Film/Elves}}''

->At this point the turbolift opens, revealing [[CowboyCop an cop-on-the-edge who doesn't play by the rules]], [[CorruptCorporateExecutive a greedy corporate big-wig]] looking to get rich by poisoning the water supply, and a skinny black guy whose job it is to say [[UncleTomFoolery 'Dayymn!' and refer to 'My black ass!']]
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Twisted"

->Flo Rida rattles off a stream-of-consciousness string of [[TotallyRadical derivative club dance buzzwords]], dutifully namechecking the fact that [[ConspicuousConsumption he has a private jet, that 'bottles' and 'models' are present and that he has literally so much money he doesn’t know what to do with it all]] to the point he doesn’t even sound enthusiastic about it.
-->--'''John Marsfeder''', [[http://c4ss.org/content/23006 "Dancing in the Ruins of the Western World"]]

->''"It has an orphan, a dame, and a rusty old fighter nobody believed in, and damned if it doesn’t play every terrible cliché completely straight."''
-->-- [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/real-steel,62913/ Onion A.V. Club]], on [[RealSteel Real Steel]]

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->Like the {{Nerd}}s, the {{Surfer|Dude}}s take every bullet-point cliché of a subculture and roll it into one broad representation. The trio are early 90' s So-Cal personified. One of these new faces wears a backwards red baseball cap, [[Music/LimpBizkit Durst]] style, while the other has long, ratty, rocker hair and chequered shorts. Together they resemble Bodhi's gang from ''Film/PointBreak'', with eyes half-lidded in a perpetually stoned droop, and their mouths hanging open in a frozen “no way.”
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("The Friendship Business"), ''So Excited, So Scared''

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