Quotes / Celestial Bureaucracy

Dlanor: If you want the opinion of the High Court of Heaven, please fill out an application in accordance with court PROCEDURES.
Gertrude: Allow me to speak. Know that the ticket window is open from 10:00 to 5:00 on weekdays. Lunch break runs from 12:00 to 1:15.
Cornelia: Allow me to speak. Know that the use of white-out or strikethroughs is not permitted when filling out forms.
Umineko: When They Cry Episode 6: Dawn of the Golden Witch

George: So what are you like—angels or something?
Rube: Oh no, ma'am. Angels don't like to get their hands dirty—you know, upper management types.


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