Quotes / Castlevania (2017)

I am Vlad Dracula Tepes, and I do not get many visitors.

— Dracula, introducing himself to Lisa in Season 1 Episode 1 "Witchbottle"

Would you please leave my testicles alone?!

— Trevor Belmont in Season 1 Episode 2 "Necropolis"

Trevor: Oh hell. I'm sorry. I was trying to snatch the stave out of your hand. How's your finger?
Burly: What fucking finger?!

— Season 1 Episode 2 "Necropolis"

God shits in my dinner once again.

— Trevor Belmont in Season 1 Episode 3 "Labyrinth"

Tell it to your floating vampire Jesus here.

— Trevor Belmont in Season 1 Episode 4 "Monument"

You got nothing but insults have you? A tired little-

— Alucard Ţepeş in Season 1 Episode 4 "Monument"

Please. This isn't a bar fight. Have some class.

— Alucard Ţepeş in Season 1 Episode 4 "Monument"

We are all, in the end... slaves to our families' wishes.

— Alucard Ţepeş in Season 1 Episode 4 "Monument"

I had entirely different books under my childhood bed. My father was a polymath, my mother was a doctor, and I grew up very fast... I'm being literal. I aged very quickly.

Alucard Ţepeş in Season 2 Episode 5 "Last Spell"

Perhaps you're just an angry teenager in an adult's body.

—Sypha Belnades in Season 2 Episode 5 "Last Spell"

See? God hates me.

—Sypha Belnades in Season 2 Episode 5 "Last Spell"

Trevor: Sypha, do you have my back?
Sypha: Always.

— Season 3 Episode 10 "Abandon All Hope"

For God's sake. Why am I the Alucard now?

— Alucard Ţepeş in Season 4 Episode 1 "Murder Wakes It Up"

Oh my god, I'm turning into Belmont.

— Alucard Ţepeş in Season 4 Episode 1 "Murder Wakes It Up"

And God shits in my dinner once again. Oh no. I really am turning into Belmont. Is life even worth living through?

— Alucard Ţepeş in Season 4 Episode 4 "You Must Sacrifice"