->''"I cut down trees, I wear high heels\\
Suspenders and a bra\\
I wish I've been a girlie,\\
Just like my dear mama!"''
-->-- '''The Lumberjack Song''', ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

->''"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fuh-'''laming'''!"''
-->--'''Homer Simpson,''' ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"A gay musical, called 'Gay' ... that's quite gay." *pause* "Aren't all musicals gay? This must be the GAYEST musical of all time"''
-->--'''Roy''', ''Series/TheITCrowd''

->''"My name is Leeron, but you can just call me Ron. Or, if you prefer, "Beautiful Queen" is also fine."''
-->--'''Leeron''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''

->''"He takes Shaw's helmet and is like 'Uh-uh girlfriend, this grey just isn't working. We need some magenta, and purple, and'' '''satin''''".
-->--'''Lindsay and Nella''', ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'', on Magneto in ''Film/XMenFirstClass''

->''"I'm Kanji Tatsumi, and I enjoy naked men! Oooh yaaah~"''
-->--'''Shadow Kanji''', ''{{Webcomic/Hiimdaisy}} Comic Dub of VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''. All to the tune of [[{{Sexophone}} Muscle Blues]]

->''"Saying Tristan is a stereotype for acting flamboyant is basically saying any gay man who acts that way is a stereotype as well. So then, if everyone starts [[StraightGay acting masculine]] to avoid being stereotypical, doesn’t that mean gay men acting masculine becomes the stereotype?"''
-->--'''Lyle O'Donohoe''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

->''"We're going to get rid of all those old gay stereotypes...'' ''[[HypocriticalHumour through a lavish]] [[IResembleThatRemark musical number!]]"''
-->-- '''Greg Corbin''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad!''

->''"I'm gay, but [Jean-Phillippe] is'' parade gay."
-->-- '''[[ButchLesbian LA]]''', ''LiveActionTelevision/HellsKitchen'', Season 5

->''"If the only requirement for being on a show is waiting in a line for six days, Ian Bernardo will appear on it. He first appeared on ''Series/AmericanIdol'' in a T-shirt with his name on it, and didn't even try to sing. Then he showed up on ''Series/{{So You Think You Can Dance}}'' and didn't even try to dance. He acts like a bitchy queen and looks like Edward G. Robinson's face was genetically modified to create a blowjob assembly line, but he's such an offensive caricature that I don't think he's actually gay. He acts like an eight-year-old whose only experience with gay culture is [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 the He-Man cartoon from the 80s]] decided to pretend to be gay for Halloween."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-assholes-who-found-this-article-by-googling-themselves/#ixzz33B4dhOx0 "8 Douchebags Who Found This Article by Googling Themselves"]]

->'''Mom''': You can be gay if we get to use your "gay powers."\\
'''Dad''': Oh! Yeah!\\
'''Son''': ''Gay powers?''\\
'''Mom''': What's wrong with my dress? Come on! Critique it! And do it in a funny way!\\
'''Son''': No!\\
'''Mom''': Can we dye your hair blonde? (excited gasp) Can you wear a neckerchief?!\\
'''Son''': I'm ''gay'', not ''TV gay.''
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal SMBC Theater]]: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdqdIvgCKzA Orientation]]''