Quotes / BuzzFeed Unsolved

"But for now, this case remains... Unsolved."

—Ryan, as per the show's Signing-Off Catchphrase.

Ryan: This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we investigate this location as part of our ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?

[Shane shakes his head no]

— Supernatural Series Signature Line

"Hey ghouls! The boys are here!"

—Shane, The Haunted Halls of Waverly Hospital

""That’s a guy I wanna share a cold one with." Is what Bigfoot would say. About me."

—Ryan, Bigfoot: The Convincing Evidence

"I'm bad at feeling. I wanna be swept up in this. I really wanna believe in something outside the norm of, you know, physics."'

—Shane, The Haunted Quarters of the Dauphine Orleans Hotel

"I've lived my life by one adage, and that's don't fuck with demons!"

—Ryan, 3 Horrifying Cases of Ghosts and Demons

Ryan: You can feel the history coming from the walls in here.
Shane: Yeah, isn't that wonderful?
Ryan: Not when the history fights back!

—The Spirits of the Whaley House

"Why do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we're at?"

—Ryan, to Shane, The Ghosts and Demons Of Bobby Mackey’s

"Hey there demons. It's me, ya boi!"

Shane, The Ghosts and Demons Of Bobby Mackey’s

Ryan: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Shane: Uhm, never seen one.
Ryan: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.
Shane: What can't I see?
Ryan: You can't see gravity. That's real.
Shane: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Ryan: Fuck.

—The Haunted Quarters of the Dauphine Orleans Hotel

Ryan: Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you...
Shane: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.

—The Haunted Quarters of the Dauphine Orleans Hotel

Shane: Are you scared right now?
Ryan: Yeah, are you not fucking scared right now?
Shane: [irritated] Are you just afraid of anything that's old?

—The Haunted Decks of the Queen Mary

"Don't try it, demon!"

—Ryan, while whipping out a holy-water water pistol, The Demonic Goatman's Bridge

Ryan: Here is evidence that Shane Madej, in cold blood, killed this woman dressed as a furry.

— The Grisly Murders of Jack The Ripper

Ryan: Ideally we get down there and Shane's just dead. And then we can end the investigation, and I can go home. Obviously very sad, thoughts and prayers, but... I don't have to go down there, then. So... *weighs options between his hands* Lose best friend, don't have to go in the tunnel. I think it comes out to be a wash, to be honest, so...

— The Spirits of Pythian Castle