->''"Kudos for including such a well-developed gay character! Have you figured out how you're going to kill them yet?"''

->'''Luffy''': "I thought you died after [[HeroicSacrifice you sacrificed yourself to save us!]]"\\
'''Bon Clay''': "Nonsense, Queers never die."
-->-- '''Manga/OnePiece'''

->''Gettin' your kicks in another girl's bed''\\
''And it was only last Tuesday...''\\
''They found you in the subway, dead!''
-->-- '''Music/EltonJohn''', "All the Girls Love Alice"

->''Let us even go so far as to say that this kind of relationship can sometimes be almost beautiful -- particularly if one of the parties is already dead; or better yet, both.''
-->-- '''Literature/ASingleMan'''

->''"One of my gay friends has this kind of sad hobby in which she watches every lesbian movie she can find, trying to find ones that actually end up with the women not either dying or breaking up. I think the most positive one she’s found is ''[[Film/{{DEBS}} D.E.B.S.]]''"''
-->--'''''Creator/BioWare'' writer Patrick Weekes'''

->''"In all the films, the transvestites hang themselves twenty minutes in. No, let’s have all the alternative sexuality people who are existing at the end of the film and all the straight people are dead—we’re in there with the feral dogs."''
-->--'''''Creator/EddieIzzard''' in [[http://www.advocate.com/comedy/2013/03/08/eddie-izzard-atheism-transgender-and-invisible-bloke-upstairs an interview]]''

->''"'''XV.''' And be it enacted, That every Person convicted of the [[ValuesDissonance abominable]] Crime of Buggery, committed either with Mankind or [[BestialityIsDepraved with any Animal]], [[TruthInTelevision shall suffer Death as a Felon]]."''
-->--'''[[http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Offences_against_the_Person_Act_1828 Offences against the Person Act 1828]]'''

->''"'''Sec. 3.''' The infamous crime against nature, either with man [[BestialityIsDepraved or beast]], shall subject the offender, on conviction thereof, to [[TruthInTelevision death]]"''
-->--'''[[http://books.google.fr/books?id=mtJHAQAAIAAJ&pg=PA245&lpg=PA245&dq=sec+%22The+infamous+crime+against+nature,+either+with+man+or+beast,+shall+subject+the+offender,+on+conviction+thereof,+to+death.%22&source=bl&ots=Wu3hsnlyrk&sig=rWEuXi9uOIAYuhnkfwxEySvE5IY&hl=fr&sa=X&ei=mwqAUvvBJoLX0QXHq4HQDA&ved=0CC8Q6AEwAA The revised statutes of the state of Arkansas]]'''

->''new trope: lesbians that live through literally anything, to the point of hilarity. lesbian brings a knife to a gun fight, wins.''
-->-- A '''Website/{{Twitter}}''' user [[https://twitter.com/punkrockzo/status/715737430893068289 who is entirely sick of this trope]]

->''lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that [[ComicallyInvincibleHero all of their enemies are comically frustrated]]. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.''
-->-- A '''Website/{{Tumblr}}''' user [[http://marsixm.tumblr.com/post/146116912106 who feels the same way]]

->'''Daniela''': [This role's a] lifelong bachelor, but at least he doesn't die from AIDS!
->'''Hernando''': So he does die.
->'''Daniela''': (sighs) Drug overdose.
-->-- ''Series/Sense8'', discussing the roles [[ManlyGay Lito]] is offered post-coming out