Sheen: My dad's out of town, so I brought Max. He collects cans outside my dad's office.
Host: No problem! The Picnic Games rulebook stipulates that, in the event of an absent parent, a vagrant may be substituted.
Max: So... where's the free grub?
Sheen: Right this way, vagrant!
Host: No problem! The Picnic Games rulebook stipulates that, in the event of an absent parent, a vagrant may be substituted.
Max: So... where's the free grub?
Sheen: Right this way, vagrant!
— The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, "Maximum Hugh"
"Oh well, there's a QuikTrip about three miles down. Maybe we can pay a homeless man to buy us some Zinfandel."
— Shay van Buren, The Most Popular Girls in School ("Justice and a Slim Jim")
