[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->I have had it with these [[AC:monkey-fighting]] snakes on this [[AC:monday-to-friday]] plane!
-->--TV edit of '''''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'''''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Agent Mitchum:''' You've ended the war against crime with your brilliant "Give us your guns or we'll blow your freakin' heads off" bill. And you've ended the war against drugs with your brilliant "Give us your drugs or we'll blow your freakin' heads off" campaign.\\
'''The President:''' I actually said, "freakin'"?\\
'''Agent Mitchum:''' No, sir, but I'm a Mormon.
-->-- ''Series/{{MADtv}}'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hqL2EC1qE "Good Morning, Mr. President"]]

->''Film/PulpFiction? ''Yeah, saw it on an airplane, it's cute. It's a thirty-minute film about a group of friends who like cheeseburgers, dancing and the Bible.
-->-- '''Shirley''', ''Series/{{Community}}'', S2 E19: "Critical Film Studies"



->''Some days I pray for silence\\
Some days I pray for soul\\
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and ''[[AC:[[DrugsAreBad drums]] ]]'' and rock and roll''
-->-- '''Music/MeatLoaf'''

->''"I don’t like you and I will do unspeakable things to your manhood. I shall force you to participate in scatological activities, for that is my fetish. Your emasculated member will become a literal Freudian metaphor, simply because I use the moniker "MC SLURRY." I intend to make a rice-based dish of the remainder of your genitals and dispose of your cranial matter, then insert your eyeballs in my female private parts. Again, I remind you that I have diarrhea."''
-->--(Intentionally voluble) Censored fan cover of [[Music/PassengerOfShit MC Bushpig's]] "Swamps of Sadness, feat. MC Slurry


[[folder:Video games]]

->The gym teacher hit me. Maybe I should drop out and become a thug...
-->-- '''Kid''', ''VideoGame/{{MOTHER|1}}''

->The gym teacher made me do extra push-ups again. [[{{Badbutt}} I’d rather do sit-ups though.]]
-->-- '''The same kid''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Mother1}} Earth Bound]]/[[FanNickname EarthBound Zero]]''


[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]

->I'm gonna fill your hoo-hah with goof juice!
-->-- '''Creator/PattonOswalt'''



->''So they'll censor us and they'll make a fuss\\
When we take this show out on a bus.\\
Totally bleeped, 'cause in sex we're steeped.\\
No four-letter words for us!\\
Totally bleeped!''
-->-- ''Theatre/ForbiddenBroadway: Rude Awakening'', parody of ''Theatre/SpringAwakening''

[[folder:Web Original]]
->As I think back on the original {{Wrestling/Goldust}} character, it’s pretty amazing how different it wound up being. The original premise was that he [[TheMovieBuff loved movies]] and would thus quote them throughout his promos...This also leads to a fascinating discussion wherein [[Wrestling/JerryLawler The King]] notes maybe Goldust is related to ''Goldfinger'' and {{Wrestling/Vince|McMahon}} saying he remembers “Miss Galore” but doesn’t remember her first name. I bet this is the exact moment when Vince decided they needed to do the Wrestling/AttitudeEra. Just so he could mention the first name of '''MISS GALORE.'''
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-halloween95/ "Halloween Raw 1995 – Ha. Ha. Ha."]]

->The people who do ADR for movies shown on broadcast TV and basic cable (i.e., the guys who dub over the curse words) are [[GiftedlyBad underappreciated geniuses.]] After all, without them, how would we know that [[Film/{{Scarface 1983}} Miami is like a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked]]? Who else is going to warn us about the dire consequences [[Film/TheBigLebowski when you find a stranger in the Alps]]? And where else would we have learned about the treacherous [[Film/DieHard Mister Falcon]]?
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''', [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Snakes_on_a_Plane___The_TV_Edit.aspx on the TV edit of]] ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane''

->Monsters, for some unexplained reason, [[NoBodyLeftBehind explode in a ball of fire]] rather than leaving bodies behind; presumably suicide-bombers are somehow more family friendly. Rather than ritual murders, you investigate [[NeverSayDie kidnappings]]...There's really no reason to play this game at all. Please don't.
-->--'''Robert Kosarko''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/ultima/ultima8.htm on]] ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' (SNES port)

->It might be worth noting that a terminology change was made in the North American localization of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''. The English script refers to Edea as [[VainSorceress a sorceress]], but what she's called in the original Japanese is evidently a lot closer to "[[WickedWitch witch]]." Interesting choice. "Witch" is a bit of a loaded term; Square's American branch probably worried that players would associate it with pointy hats and broomsticks, inadvertently softening the impact... Edea speaking of the populace's deep-seated hatred and fear towards sorceresses isn't terribly evocative; the scene probably would have struck more of a chord with English-speaking audiences had she referred to people hating and fearing ''witches'' instead. Ah, well.
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://www.socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff08 "A Series Discovers Its Crack Pipe"]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->With ABC deleting dynamite gags from cartoons, do you find that your children are using explosives less frequently?
-->-- '''Mark [=LoPresti=]'''

->''"Then the word came down from a lawyer at Columbia working for [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnie]] that he didn't want to be associated with violence and the game should not feature him wielding guns. Even dynamite was included which messed up the plans for a toy company that was ready to go with a ''Last Action Hero'' doll holding dynamite -- I heard they ended up [[FamilyFriendlyFirearms recoloring it bright orange so it doesn't look quite like dynamite]]."''
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/lastactionhero/lastactionhero.htm Pete Baron]]''', lead developer for ''Film/LastActionHero''