"That pose offends me both as a woman and as someone who knows how spines work."
— Lady Diamondback, Super Stupor
"This little number is so darn tight I had to bend and squirm and writhe so much getting into it, I was beginning to feel like I was drawn by Jim Lee. How those ladies of his are able to keep up those poses for whole issues at a time, I'll never know."
— She-Hulk, The Sensational She-Hulk #33, on the mini-wedding dress she was made to wear to marry the Mole Man (don't ask)
"Yeah, I don't think a body can make those shapes. Onyx took his heart, not his spine."
— Gumball, The Amazing World of Gumball
