"Breaking the law. Breaking the law. Breaking the law."
—Beavis and Butt-head
"I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
—Beavis
"Come to Butt-head."
—Butt-head
"When you're gonna walk the walk, you gotta, uh, talk too."
—Butt-head
Beavis: Wait, wait, wait a second. It almost sounded... like he said she wants to have sex too much, and that's why he broke up with her?
Butt-Head: Uhhhh, that can't be right!
Beavis: Wait, he is! He is complaining! WHAT?! He's COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT?!
Butt-Head: This is the dumbest dude I've ever seen in my life.
Beavis: Ohh he's not just dumb Butt-Head. He's a (eyes bugging out) he's a LOUSY SONUVABITCH! Yeah!
Butt-Head: He sure is.
Beavis: HOW DARE HE?! I mean, some of us - y'know like me - don't have any sex! EVER! And he's sitting there, with his MAN BUN and COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING TOO MUCH SEX?!
Butt-Head: Jesus Christ.
Beavis: I-I don't know what number "multiple" is, but it's better than zero!
Butt-Head: Exactly.
Beavis: Y'know, there's STARVING KIDS IN POOR COUNTRIES A-AND THEY PROBABLY GET TO SCORE BUT I DON'T! A-AND LOOK AT THIS GUY! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!
Butt-Head: For once, I'm not gonna say "settle down, Beavis". You're absolutely right.
Beavis: I-I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM, BUTT-HEAD! (proceeds to massacre the TV)
Butt-Head: Uhhhh, that can't be right!
Beavis: Wait, he is! He is complaining! WHAT?! He's COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT?!
Butt-Head: This is the dumbest dude I've ever seen in my life.
Beavis: Ohh he's not just dumb Butt-Head. He's a (eyes bugging out) he's a LOUSY SONUVABITCH! Yeah!
Butt-Head: He sure is.
Beavis: HOW DARE HE?! I mean, some of us - y'know like me - don't have any sex! EVER! And he's sitting there, with his MAN BUN and COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING TOO MUCH SEX?!
Butt-Head: Jesus Christ.
Beavis: I-I don't know what number "multiple" is, but it's better than zero!
Butt-Head: Exactly.
Beavis: Y'know, there's STARVING KIDS IN POOR COUNTRIES A-AND THEY PROBABLY GET TO SCORE BUT I DON'T! A-AND LOOK AT THIS GUY! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!
Butt-Head: For once, I'm not gonna say "settle down, Beavis". You're absolutely right.
Beavis: I-I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM, BUTT-HEAD! (proceeds to massacre the TV)
—Beavis and Butt-Head watching Ghosted
