Those who write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but merely farted
Later on, took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
— Seen in an actual mens' stall
Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the poetry on the walls.
— Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.
Drew: Your number's in every stall in the guys' bathroom.
Bianca: So you've got it then?