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Those who write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
— Seen in an actual ladies' room stall
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but merely farted
Later on, took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
— Seen in an actual mens' stall
Some come here to sit and think Others come to shit and stink I come here to scratch my balls and read the poetry on the walls. FUCK YOU
— Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.
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