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Quotes: Bathroom Stall Graffiti
Those who write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
— Seen in an actual ladies' room stall

Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but merely farted
Later on, took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
— Seen in an actual mens' stall

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the poetry on the walls.

FUCK YOU
— Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.

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