Thief: I thought that's what martial artists did. You forsake melee weapons and constantly strive to transform your own body into the perfect weapon. This process often involves a training regime meant to unlock nigh mystical powers within the practioner.

Black Belt: Well now that's certainly an interesting approach. Back at my dojo, they just taught us to beat our opponents senseless.

I'M-A HIT IT WITH MY HAND.

'''These are the famous Xiaolin temple monks. They pursue spiritual peace though mastery of bare fisted murder.