Quotes: Bamboo Technology

Catbert: I mapped your genome, Wally.
Wally: I didn't know that Human Resources had that sort of technology.
Catbert: I used a pencil.
Dilbert'

The Professor: Hey, do you like it? I made it entirely out of bamboo and coconuts!
[later]
Larry: And we learned about all the stuff you can make with bamboo! A bamboo raft, a bamboo catapult, a bamboo helicopter—
Bob: We get the point.
Larry: Bamboo.
Veggie Tales, God Wants Me To Forgive Them??

"It's amazing what they do with corrugated cardboard these days."
Hobbes, looking over Calvin's cardboard-box transmogrifier in Calvin and Hobbes

Guy: I know! You can make a weapon, look around you, can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Jason: A lathe?!? Get off the line, Guy!